IS Santa Claus An Alien? :)

Well I remember that video from the 1990s

Santa Claus Fact or Fiction by Ray 'Santa'-Illy Where they had Jonathan Frakes with a silly white beard introducing it.

Some people were claiming that the coat didn't look genuine and would never protect him from the freezing cold of the North Pole, how Rudolph's nose was probably a fake. Then discussion turned to the alleged Santa crash in Roswell in 1947 when a rancher found traces of silvery tinsel like substances, wrapping paper and bits of wood that looked like they came from a sleigh. The stories of dead reindeer bodies was always a bit dodgy though as no one mentioned them until nearly 40 years after the alleged crash.

The other famous case is of course the Sleigh landing in Rendlesham Forest. Most of the witnesses only claim to have seen fairy lights and heard reindeer and sleigh bells. Jim Penrows claims to have actually touched a sleigh and even sketched some strange symbols in his notebook.



Many people to this day say he is so short sighted he was actually touching a lighthouse.

Of course there is no hard evidence of Santa existing but official cover-ups are also obvious. The US Governments Report The Father Christmas Report: Fact vs. Fiction in the North Pole only fuelled the debate by trying to make out people had seen toy elves. Santa did not employ elves until the mid-1950s when his workload had expanded massively so the government looked a bit stupid.

I think the jury is still out. But if you look skywards tonight you may just have a Claus Encounter !!!




I'll get me coat.................

a reply to: Im2keul

I'm from the Dept of Labour. We have Santa Claus in custody at the moment; there appears to be irregularities in his payment of wages to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder and Blixem.

Anyone who can assist us even with anectodal evidence please drop us a message.

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight
You forgot the most famous reindeer of all!

I put this in another thread but am posting it here because it answers your question. What do you think? Dr. Who fans will get this. Anybody else can watch the show and become addicted lol.

Robot Santa lives on north pole of Neptune, but technically he was created on Earth.

So not an alien.

He does have Neptunian elf slaves though. Which are alien. But the question was about Santa so it doesnt count.

a reply to: Im2keul

Nah just chose not to include, now what about those unpaid wages. Were penalty rates paid for working on public holidays?

en.wikipedia.org...

In traditional lore, Santa Claus's sleigh is led by eight reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder (variously spelled Donder and Donner), and Blixem (variously spelled Blitzen and Blixen), with Rudolph being a 20th-century inclusion.[2][3]

Sightings of Santa are going through the roof (literally after all those mince pies) across the British Isles at the moment



Recent reports however state that he may have been captured and is being held whilst his parcels are checked and priced up by Special Forces in Scotland in 'Area Thrifty One'.




I'm reaching for my coat again.

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