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Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered

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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:09 AM
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The latin name for this virus is the following :

Dollarus dickheadinus stupidarumus.

Kindest respectinus.

Rodinus.




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:10 AM
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And all this time I thought it was me. I must have a virus. LOL



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: Rodinus
The latin name for this virus is the following :

Dollarus dickheadinus stupidarumus.

Kindest respectinus.

Rodinus.


I wonder if Obamacare covers this for treat-. . . oooh! Something shiny!



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:17 AM
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Is it transferable by the internet? Because.. it seems to spread and thrive in certain forums and sites. Y'know?



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:18 AM
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Cripes known Beez?

I live in Europe! Forgot to mention , the european strain of this virus is the Euroanus graticus irritatus ofthebumicus.

Kindest respects

Rodinus


originally posted by: beezzer

originally posted by: Rodinus
The latin name for this virus is the following :

Dollarus dickheadinus stupidarumus.

Kindest respectinus.

Rodinus.


I wonder if Obamacare covers this for treat-. . . oooh! Something shiny!



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:31 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

Obamacare is more then likely a symptom of the virus so I doubt they'd be able to treat it



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:38 AM
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Hehehe...

I knew my shiny dollar anti poor lagomorph mine would get you!

Bwahahahahahaha

Kindest respects

Rodinus

a reply to: beezzer



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:47 AM
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A candidate for the biblical plagues and no one panicking about it? How are the immune/uninfected going to explain this to the infected: "Hey we did a research the other day, nothing big but there was a minor part about a virus which lowers one's IQ, nothing to worry about. What do you think?".



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: johnnyjoe1979

"I think I like Twinkies!"



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:54 AM
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a reply to: johnnyjoe1979

"Cats are neat."




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: johnnyjoe1979
A candidate for the biblical plagues and no one panicking about it? How are the immune/uninfected going to explain this to the infected: "Hey we did a research the other day, nothing big but there was a minor part about a virus which lowers one's IQ, nothing to worry about. What do you think?".


In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

(and also the designated driver)



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:07 AM
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Ignorance of the law may no longer be NO defense:
"Your Honor, my client pleads innocent by reason of Algae Virus!"



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Ignorance of the law may no longer be NO defense:
"Your Honor, my client pleads innocent by reason of Algae Virus!"


Just a side note; "Algae Virus" is a great name for a band.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:11 AM
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Seriously, though...since the virus has always been present in humans...and only the genes which make us susceptible to it switch on at various times to certain people...this could account for periods in human history where mankind has seemed to regress in achievement, enlightenment and intelligence...such as 'The Dark Ages'...or The Obama Administration.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

I often tell people, even a couple times here at ATS, that idiocy is the vasted disease known to man...
& the most under-treated.



A healthy dose of encyclopaedia, scripture, & scholarly works should be prescribed!
edit on 10-11-2014 by CharlieSpeirs because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Scripture probably isn't the best idea for ones without their wits about them. Probably how we end up with so much misinterpretation and misunderstandings.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:42 AM
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I'm wondering if all the talk about chlorinated and fluoridated water that we drink might have a connection here. Maybe this virus is immune to such chemicals and is the actual cause of the "dumbing down" of people in the "Modern" world.

Or maybe they increase its effects.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:54 AM
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I knew a bit about this algae before, having read about it not long ago.

I immediately go to two films when I hear about this stuff: Idiocracy and The Stupids.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 11:14 AM
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a reply to: WampusCrandle

Oh Idiocracy. You're a cautionary tale for consumerist culture.

"Carl's Jr. F&*K YOU, I'm eating!"



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 11:23 AM
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Like I have said before, politicians have a disability. Now we have evidence it may be created by a virus.



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