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LOL .... Now if we could make wet t-shirts as a ritual that is one I could get behind or in front of.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Hiasyouwant
I bet the masons here on this site could tell us about this ritual?
Sure, I would be happy to explain this Satanic ritual to you.
Satan loves wet t-shirt contests. A lot.
originally posted by: Aleister
a reply to: Hiasyouwant
You've found us out. Where do you think the term 'cold shower' came from? The ice cubes symbolize "When Hell freezes over" (unleash the hounds). The 'dumping' of the water onto 'the head' is a satanic boondoggle/baptism which freezes that moment in time for all eternity and beyond, and steals the soul through the 'cold shoulder' treatment familiar as a tool of cute witches. And the 'challenge' that the participant/inductee issues at the end of the ceremony, calling for more souls to give themselves to the cool water, has its roots in Lovecraft if I recall. It's a scary ritual, no doubt, but unless you are an NFL or college football coach/Satanist it's new territory and shouldn't be explored without a towel.