Huge asteroid that 'could end human life' defying gravity as it moves towards Earth, scientists sa

originally posted by: 0bserver1
a reply to: beezzer

hitting the planet on 16 March, 2880. 

I hope I will reincarnate way after this date then...

What if you were/are actually reincarnated as the asteroid?

mind = blown

originally posted by: ketsuko
Doesn't anyone realize that asteroids impact like raptors? While you are all focused on the one you see ... that's when the attack comes. Not from the front and the one you see, but from the sides, from the other two asteroids that you didn't even know were there.



You see, asteroids are pack impactors ... and they are out in force today.

Now, now, now, you are just sensationalizing the doom. Raptors falling from the sky?
That means....the dinosaurs killed the dinosaurs! WoW!

That's as good as the throwing rabbits at rocks.
(FYI...does that really work? I'm not testing it...you have to be the one to toss the first beezer...or wrabbit...I'll just watch)

a reply to: 0bserver1

First off, I am planning to live forever. So far, so good.

Secondly, I have a back up plan whereby I will reincarnate multiple times before I die giving myself a much better chance of survival.

a reply to: lakesidepark

While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

originally posted by: beezzer

Scientists have moved closer to being able to stop a huge asteroid colliding with the Earth and potentially wiping out human life.
Researchers at the University of Tennessee have discovered that blowing the space rock up could make the collision worse by causing several devastating impacts.

Instead, small changes could be made to its surface to disrupt the forces keeping it together and cause it to break up in outer space.

They were studying asteroid 1950 DA, which has a one in 300 chance of hitting the planet on 16 March, 2880.

Doom Link

Here's some doom with a date! Though I will probably be very old and smelly by the time it hits.

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Can someone please call Bruce Willis and get rid of this thing?

You'll be in a stew before that thing hits. Don't worry Ill make sure the stew has some carrots in it.

originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.

originally posted by: beezzer

Scientists have moved closer to being able to stop a huge asteroid colliding with the Earth and potentially wiping out human life.

Researchers at the University of Tennessee have discovered that blowing the space rock up could make the collision worse by causing several devastating impacts.



Instead, small changes could be made to its surface to disrupt the forces keeping it together and cause it to break up in outer space.



They were studying asteroid 1950 DA, which has a one in 300 chance of hitting the planet on 16 March, 2880.

Doom Link



Here's some doom with a date! Though I will probably be very old and smelly by the time it hits.



(mods, please delete if I did a repeat, but I didn't find anything)



Can someone please call Bruce Willis and get rid of this thing?

You'll be in a stew before that thing hits. Don't worry Ill make sure the stew has some carrots in it.

Alrighty then!!! You ARE with the program!
Forget the doom, on with the stew, and I will bring some fresh carrots - if they don't get them first (loads chamber and glances toward the garden)...

Just a suggestion, but if we let the vampires know all about this, then (since they live forever, unless they get staked or their head cut off) they could follow up on this and make sure the asteroid never hits!

Problem?

Solved!

a reply to: beezzer

I have this mental image of a chain gun type setup that fires bunnies at out a couple thousand per second with enough force deflect an asteroid traveling at ungodly speeds.

Oh the humanity!!

a reply to: beezzer
I heard vampires like doom porn. I'm sure there are some here on ATS, lets hope they read this thread. You can always put an ad in the paper.

This is a Fun Thread!

All Worrying about Something that may come and cause a mass Destruction Mass Extinction
when we alll are dead and Gone On this planet ! from 800 years from Now .. LOL

By Then We Would have Enough Technology to Explode the Asteroid and other
Mass objects in Space that is So Much of a Threat to Human Civilization
( thats if we dont Destroy this Planet ourselves First.. as we are Close of Being there !

But Don't Worrie People The Planet Will Cleanse it Self.. Freeze itself to Heal it Self... ( ICE AGE #XX )

as it Always Does ... and Life will Restart Eventually back to it once was with Different Flora and Fauna
as it Did Before... Eventually Our Sun will go BYE BYE ! After It becomes a Solar WASTELAND..


Now Lets Listen to Some Doom Porn Music !

In the Year 2525
en.wikipedia.org...

In the year 9595, I'm kinda wonderin' if Man is gonna be alive. He's taken everything this old Earth can give, and he ain't put back nothin', whoa-whoa...,

The song describes a nightmarish vision of the future as man's technological inventions gradually dehumanize him.

originally posted by: ketsuko
Doesn't anyone realize that asteroids impact like raptors? While you are all focused on the one you see ... that's when the attack comes. Not from the front and the one you see, but from the sides, from the other two asteroids that you didn't even know were there.

You see, asteroids are pack impactors ... and they are out in force today.

YUP! Especially when they Break apart at the last moment

Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9
en.wikipedia.org...

So!
insted of blowing it up in a Big bang.
they will Blow it up with lots of small bangs???

ends with the same thing. losts of small rocks???

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: lakesidepark

While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

And ... do those small bunnies float?

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: lakesidepark

While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

And ... do those small bunnies float?

Just like ducks and very small rocks.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: lakesidepark

While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

Bunnies are worth saving...

But not Miley Cyrus.

Throw her at the asteroid.

originally posted by: Ironclad2000

originally posted by: beezzer

a reply to: lakesidepark



While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

Bunnies are worth saving...



But not Miley Cyrus.



Throw her at the asteroid.

Include her dad too.
And Justin Bieber.
And I will spare the rabbits, hell they can have the carrots.

Thats 800 years away by that time well be far away from worrying about asteroid hits.

a reply to: BestinShow
Islam?? Will they pry the Zionists' claws out of everything?


This may be Jesus coming back in his hotrod(spaceship). He is pissed.

originally posted by: beezzer

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: lakesidepark

While tossing small bunnies at large asteroids would be effective at altering the path and saving humanity, you have to ask yourself, is humanity worth saving?

And ... do those small bunnies float?

Just like ducks and very small rocks.

YES! Monty Python rules!!

*giggles* looks like it may not happen at all anyway, since they revised their previous estimate of 1 in 300 chance to 1 in 4000 chance. Oh well, it was interesting while it lasted