posted on Aug, 17 2014 @ 06:53 PM
Just throw a quantum holographic shield in the way and it will disappear into another dimension, get trapped in a crystal and get sent back to planet
krypton as a thank you for such bad cultural mythology, thank you we don't want your superman or godzilla hatching out of that thing. Or a reverse
tractor beam. A plonk. It's too complicated to describe a plonk right now. Sort of like, an einstein rosenberg quantum satellite bridge that sucks
up the invader and re-transposes it to the other side of the planet. Sort of making the planet transparent, so that the planet and the asteroid are
in the same place at the same time! Technically then it doesn't even have to get to the other side.
Some gamma radiation will upset the orbit, we'll have that in a century. Ask NASA to airbrush it out of the photos, and then it never really
existed, just like the ufos they fail to mention. 2880, really? But no, we want to figure that out now, maybe put some more hot air balloons in
space, some more badly-made soda cans propulsion systems, something leaky and dangerous, with gold on it, and something unmanned and robot controlled,
maybe controlled by rat brains this time. I estimate this will cost 3 billion for the next ten years just to pay the scientists for the
hypotheticals, they'll die in a plane crash and lose the patents, or patents will become illegal through the Be Nice To Asteroids Association, and
then they'll forget about it and put the news on the future internet again.