Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars

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From the "you just can't make this **** up department"

A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”

Strange as it might seem, I say give this yahoo a chance in the GOP. He's almost a breath of fresh air with his honesty.

Sounds like him and Anthony Weiner would get along fabulously.

Second verse.

LL

He must be a Democrat infiltrator.

He's probably being blackmailed by somebody.

Is this the only way a Democrat can win an election anymore?

I knew putting Megan Fox in all those Transformers movies would result in something like this. What an odd fetish. Also "stool of conservatism" is pretty funny. Hope he cleans that up.

Hotwiring cars makes him uncontrolably aroused...

Um yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this dude's political career is dead of auto-erotic esphyxiation before it even got really underway.

a reply to: olaru12

If he won he'd have a hell of a time riding in a car in the 4th of July Parades in his district.

a reply to: olaru12

320 million people in America.

And this is who stands out as a representative?

"Ignore the fact that I like sitting in stolen cars and jacking off to the noise they make when I hotwire them and VOTE FOR ME!!! Please. Pretty please?"

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: olaru12

320 million people in America.

And this is who stands out as a representative?

Yes, but someone has to be at the bottom of the barrel!

originally posted by: Urantia1111
I knew putting Megan Fox in all those Transformers movies would result in something like this. What an odd fetish. Also "stool of conservatism" is pretty funny. Hope he cleans that up.

Yeah, with the whole fetish comment preceding the stool one, my brain went to the potty side, too. I'm sure he meant the chair but "fetish" and "stool" in such close proximity is not a good mix. Between this guy and the Murray guy in OK, I'm just shaking my head today...when I'm not covering my face in horror...or staring at the screen slack jawed.

a reply to: olaru12

Marion Barry smoked crack and got his job back.

So yeah.

a reply to: olaru12
he would fit right in with the rest.

Jalopnik reported that U.K. newspaper the Independent carried an article about the fetish, describing it as a growing trend.

It is a fetish Haskins said he learned about online.

We have a sick world and it is getting sicker.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: olaru12

320 million people in America.

And this is who stands out as a representative?

I find American politics hard to take seriously since exgov. Palin opened the flood gates of surrealism and street theater into the political arena.

Of course before Palin both parties tried to hide their idiocy and sexual misdirection; but it's a brave new world of entertainment disguised as political campaigns, platforms, parties, and ideologies.

How anyone can take politics as anything other than the circus it is....shows either a lack of a sense of humor, the absurd or a serious case of letting your ideologies get in the way of Your common sense.

a reply to: olaru12

he can still pull it off...

originally posted by: howmuch4another
a reply to: olaru12

he can still pull it off...

LOL

I wonder what the victory celebration will look like at campaign headquarters?

originally posted by: xuenchen

originally posted by: howmuch4another
a reply to: olaru12

he can still pull it off...

LOL

I wonder what the victory celebration will look like at campaign headquarters?

I don't know but I wouldn't want to be the janitor.

originally posted by: neo96
Sounds like him and Anthony Weiner would get along fabulously.

Second verse.

But you wouldn't want either of them within 100 ft. of your house. Haha. Or your car. I'm all for giving people second chances...But to sum up what Billy Connolly once said, and this is NOT a direct quote, "The desire to be a politician should ban you from ever being one." And that is entirely accurate in my opinion. So maybe it should not be the fact that this guy did some weird stuff that we should be worried about...we should be worried that he wishes to be a politician in the first place.