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The Shed 2

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posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:09 PM
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Oh...And I blame Angel...she's the ones with all the Crystals. Probably stole my Jeep as well for some unknown slight. Typical Welsh Witch!
Always vengeful!




posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:10 PM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

"I'm sorry?"
"Did you just say....Jehovah?"

"Stone him!"

I give up. Why are you a Newt?

jacy



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:27 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

OK...I got better.

I think I am a lot like Sir Galahad in Castle Anthrax....I have no clue (until its to late of course) what to do in that sort of situation. Which is one of the reasons it my favorite scene.



But here it is thirty years later and I still have no clue.
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posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

It is your duty to sample as much peril as you can.
As a knight, I mean....lol

jacy



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:37 PM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

I know exactly what to do in the Castle Anthrax situation.

Option one:

Raise ones shield, and brandish ones sword, while backing toward the exit. One knows ones own luck, and if it is anything like mine, a castle full of nubile ladies all begging for some sort of ritualised sexual encounter should be considered anomalous, and therefore highly suspect.

Option two:

*shrugs* Put some location appropriate tunes on...

...and GET ON WITH IT!



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:38 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Hmmmmm....yep. Not touching that one. LOL

To easy...it has to be a trap.



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:40 PM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

In this case I would go for a little old school Van Halen...




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posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 07:50 PM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

Though my relationships go more along these lines...



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

Thanks True...you've ignited the musical bug in me (though not metal). Music to help sooth the soul. I went to this Night of the Proms concert while on leave from Bosnia (I'm actually in the audience in this one!). Great times!



I've always been a fan of Supertramp just due to their size and the complexity of their music. Felling a lot calmer now.

Thanks everyone for the humorous banter!
I needed it!
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posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 08:16 PM
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Well folks... Its past my bed time now, so I am offski !
Keep smiling Dawg! It'll terrify time wasters!



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 10:08 PM
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Night enters the grand main hall and wanders throughout the castle shed. "What is this, no one standing guard anywhere? Where is the night shift? Oh, this will never do!" Calls out the skeleton knights of the dusty bones and orders them to guard the inside. Walks outside in the snow and cold and calls to the dragons and winged things and orders them to guard the land surrounding the shed.
"There, now that's better."
Walks to her chamber, sits near the fire, grabs a good book and tries to ignore the occasional ghost making its presence known.



posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

The Wolf Lord was watching the Elf. He thought, 'What have I got myself into here. Now she is raising the dead and using the skeletons as guards. I have never heard of a Elven Necromancer. Strange girl this one. Really strange.'

P

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posted on Jan, 15 2015 @ 10:34 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

That ghost is me....just lurking. But everyone else sign out, so I did as well.

sent ya a PM with a link to some music.



posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 12:51 AM
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Oh my little entry above wasn't meant to be part of the story, but hey, why not?
Loved your entry Pheonix!

Doug, I didn't get your PM.

I don't know why it works sometimes and other times it doesn't.



posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 12:52 AM
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a reply to: pheonix358

Have you considered entering the dragon story contest? I would love to see what you would come up with!



posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 01:55 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

I am half way through my story. The real world keeps on shoving its nose in at the moment.

I will give you a hint though assuming you have read my other short stories, I thought I would have a go at Wolf Lord meets Riders and Great Dragons.

P

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posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 02:15 AM
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Oh my little entry above wasn't meant to be part of the story, but hey, why not? Loved your entry Pheonix!


Yes I realized that, just thought it deserved a reply to let you know that the Wolf Lord is always around.

Lol

P



posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 02:23 AM
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Good morning everyone.

Good lord am I bleary this morning!



posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 09:41 AM
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Morning/afternoon everyone!

Pheonix, can't wait to see the contest entry!

Hiya True!




posted on Jan, 16 2015 @ 10:35 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

*hug*


Its been a busy day, hence my late reply! I hope your day has gone smoothly and contained elements of positivity and wonder!

We took a delivery earlier, unpacked it, checked it, priced it, and then lots of business came in all at once, then lunch happened, and now its all come to a calm stop. Just an hour left on this shift, and then I get to go and have my personal time!




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