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Konrad Bass, 30, ran towards the woman's red BMW in the middle of a traffic intersection on 13 May, stabbing the car several times. The woman called the police and said that a "pirate" was attacking her.
Bass disagreed, telling the police that he was a "high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth".
I don't know what's more hilarious, that he was claiming to be a "high elf" (the high part was certainly true) or that the woman said she was being attacked by a "pirate?"