posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 02:52 PM
This reminds me of a story.
Years ago I was talking with a group of men at a Masonic function, one happened to be a state trooper. He told a funny story and I shall tell it to
the fine readers of this site.
He had had lunch at a random restaurant then set out on his usual patrol in the Mississippi delta. Once he was in the middle of nowhere it hit, the
urge to go to the restroom. With no facilities for miles he spotted a nice patch of woods and pulled off out of site of the highway. He was really
hurting by now and undoing his gun belt as he headed for the trees. He leaned against the tree and did what needed to be done....then said out loud,
"Whew, didn't think I was gonna make it!"
A voice from above replied...."I didn't think you were gonna make it either." as a roll of toilet paper fell from the sky.
The trooper looked up to see a deer hunter in the tree above him....