The bolt hole (Replacing the Morning coffee thread)

reply to post by Darth_Prime


well....not sure about sissy walking. But i broke down and got a bottle of wine. We got this device called a vegetti, and i wanted to do zuchinni noodles with garlic/butter/parm sauce. I just KNEW it would be the right decision to get a bottle.

Darth_Prime
It's Saturday Hunty!

Put on your best and Sissy That Walk!

Hi Gerlfriend

When I sissy to the kiki at work the lads tell me I do it too well LOL.

Sunday morning here and eagerly awaiting the F1 race.

Sashay over hunty and I'll drool over the cars whilst you drool over the men

Cody

bigfatfurrytexan
reply to post by Darth_Prime

 

well....not sure about sissy walking.

But i broke down and got a bottle of wine. We got this device called a vegetti, and i wanted to do zuchinni noodles with garlic/butter/parm sauce. I just KNEW it would be the right decision to get a bottle.

OK I am officially jealous, I need a veggetti

It can sit next to my Garlic chopper I first saw one of these when I visited Rod. Took forever to find in the UK but well worth the hunt

Worth it's weight in gold BFFT

Cody

reply to post by cody599


Good to be back too Cody, it's been a long time and missed all the nut jobs here *coughs* apart from you that is

Things are starting to quieten down here a little although I will be away for a couple of days as from tomorrow... then its watch out ATS...

Thanks for free advertising about the red champers mate

Kindest respects

Rod

cody599
reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan

 

Rod's got the bbq out, I dare say some wild boar and/or venison will be on the menu (If he managed to shoot one this year). Bring your swimming trunks, and a knowledge of the pincer movement (needed for throwing Rod jnr into the pool).

I'd highly recommend avoiding the snails bro, but the wine is to die for

Cody

You were not far off Cody... Wild boar it was and wild boar it will be again as I have the builders coming around on Friday to fix my chimney that went up in flames this winter...

As for chucking Rod Jr in the pool I have finally got that issue sussed out Cody... nothing that a large breezeblock tied to the ankle can't sort out... R.I.P Ronnie and Reg...



Kindest respects

Rod

AstroRocks
reply to post by cody599

 

Gerbils you say?
Hmmmm...... that could explain a lot! I've heard a few stories but Don't want to violate any rules by regaling you with them!

Thanks for the cup of Joe and the aspirin mate- truly appreciated! Been feeling sort of punky today!

*Pricks up ears*

GERBILS???????

*Looks around all excited....*

Wheres that darned duct tape?... Humph... I guess that Doc has made off with it again...

Kindest respects

Rod

reply to post by Rodinus


You are just touring - touching base , every now and again ( under the guise of a demanding job ethic. );

But some of us realise that it is nothing but a ruse.
There - I said it - a ruse !

You have perfected the art of avoiding stinky cat.
The best part is - you have made it - someone else's problem. Beautiful !

Unfortunately for us - the ruse required minimal posting ! We get that.

But now ... you promise explosive new Rod!

We await your epic response with baited breath - good Sir !~

Timely
reply to post by Rodinus

 

You are just touring - touching base , every now and again ( under the guise of a demanding job ethic. );

But some of us realise that it is nothing but a ruse.
There - I said it - a ruse !

You have perfected the art of avoiding stinky cat.
The best part is - you have made it - someone else's problem. Beautiful !

Unfortunately for us - the ruse required minimal posting ! We get that.

But now ... you promise explosive new Rod!

We await your epic response with baited breath - good Sir !~

Did you have to bring up the stinky cat issue Timely?... That was so cruel and unfair... just when I was starting to feel better again...

Talking of which, funny thing happened to me today... was coming back indoors after my early morning fag and the stinky killer kitten from the gateway of hell was waiting for me on the inside with a long dangly thing hanging out of his mouth (about 5cms long)...

I pulled on it to take it out and it turned out to be the plastic tie that you use to tie bin bags with before throwing them away...

I pulled and pulled and kept on pulling... and eventually pulled out all 80 cms of it that the darned cat had swallowed.... yuk...

Would have been funny if he had pooed the other end out... could have used him as a garland for next Christmas

He is now sulking somewhere in our bedroom after having a go at our Yukka...

See Pic :



Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


Bwahaahaa !! Classic !

I'd have been worried - there maybe a monster - on the end of that catch !!

Hope you are well mate !!

Timely
reply to post by Rodinus

 

Bwahaahaa !! Classic !

I'd have been worried - there maybe a monster - on the end of that catch !!

Hope you are well mate !!

Nawwwwww, no monsters on the end of that hook My gloved eared friend... just a chicken leg... ever seen swamp people?

Not doing too bad but seriously working my proverbial backside off at the moment... seems like the financial crisis has either ended over here or the civil service have come into a quarry load of dosh for their yearly spending budget... My private clients are not doing too well though sadly...

Warmest respects

Rod

reply to post by Rodinus


Great - the gloom is global !!
Meanwhile ...



Enjoy ... good phones for this one !

reply to post by Timely


38 seconds into that video and all the glasses in my crockery cupboard just exploded...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


Rod !!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back mate I'll catch up with you later
On my phone at the moment and time limited

Codu

Sorry Cody ! Rude of me mate .

How is your good self and the other " Bolters " ...

( it is - after all - not just about the destination ! )

Good morning ATS!

coffee??

*slide----------------c(_)



*sip*

reply to post by Darkblade71


Hmmm good idea, starting to get the afternoon drowsy feeling...

Good morning to you mate

*Rushes down stairs to put the coffee on*



Erm... maybe I should go a little slower?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


Whoa!!!!

*looks down the stairs*

ROD!!!!

Monday. Last day of the month.

I wish i could just go put my head back in the pillows. LOL

reply to post by Darkblade71


Not even coffee will work this morning.... **cough*sniff**


But thanks for the offer!

reply to post by Darkblade71




Fnurblegurgle bluurrrpppleglorpplegroooeuurrpppppp..

Urrghhhh....

Yes?

Kkkinnddest resppects

Rrrodd....

Ps. How am I supposed to drink this coffee now... anyone got a spare nurse handy?... *coughs*