Awe Buttocks!!!

So there you are. You and your best friend..
You both see a light along the road in front. You keep driving...

You get home 4 hours later...your friend is gone....you dont even notice, you dont know how you got home.. you go to bed.

Next day friends wife calls and asks where your friend is, you dont know because you dont know... or dont remember that part...She calls the cops....
the cops come a callin to yer door....


What do you say..?????????

What do you say..?????????

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I want my lawyer.

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Did this really happen or.....

Is this a hypothetical question?

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Dude where's my car....err....friend.

I would blame Alan's wolfpack!

Booshka
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Did this really happen or.....

Is this a hypothetical question?

It's a Hypothetical question. But a thinker.

skyblueworld
I would blame Alan's wolfpack!

That's your defence.... ,lol

Soloprotocol

Booshka
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Did this really happen or.....

Is this a hypothetical question?

It's a Hypothetical question. But a thinker.

Then... I would think you've just become a suspect in a kidnapping/and/or possible homicide.

From the perspective of the investigating police officer standing in your door way.

You mean bollocks?

I thought there was at least going to be something to look at.

Soloprotocol
What do you say..?????????

Follow the lessons your leaders in government have given you: "I don't know. I'm taking the 5th. Where's my attorney?"

Soloprotocol

skyblueworld
I would blame Alan's wolfpack!

That's your defence.... ,lol

Most probably, they would assume alcohol in my case




On a serious note though if I had experienced lost time, and a friend had gone "missing" during it, I would just tell a Travis Walton-esque story.

Phage
You mean bollocks?

I thought there was at least going to be something to look at.

Bollocks/Buttocks...lets not spit hairs here...no matter how curly...
Anyway, what would be your defence...Defense..???

Snarl

Soloprotocol
What do you say..?????????

Follow the lessons your leaders in government have given you: "I don't know. I'm taking the 5th. Where's my attorney?"

It's a great question.... lol

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"I don't know. I was pretty drunk at the time."
Worked for Floyd.

I can neither confirm nor deny that (said missing person) was in my presence at said time at said location.

Then prepare for a second visit... with paperwork.

Phage
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"I don't know. I was pretty drunk at the time."
Worked for Floyd.

I have the album....i dont think the judge would wear that excuse though, but i would certainly give it a go. Anything..lol

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Just don't say you were at the wheel.

Booshka

Soloprotocol

Booshka
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Did this really happen or.....

Is this a hypothetical question?

It's a Hypothetical question. But a thinker.

Then... I would think you've just become a suspect in a kidnapping/and/or possible homicide.

From the perspective of the investigating police officer standing in your door way.

But yer not a Killer...you dont know what happened to yer best friend...you were the last person to see him.... but there was that light..???
What's yer defense??? it's been 10 days...still no sign of yer friend??

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Sorry...me no speak English...

Peace

Phage
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Just don't say you were at the wheel.

The old... "i was lying on the back seat oot ma tits yer honour" excuse....doesn't work
...Next!!