shoot your zombie ex-girlfriend

Hello

ZMB (zombie) industries is advertising a life size half naked zoimbie mannequin dubbed' "The Ex" as a target for shooting practice


zombieindustries.com...
it says it is filled with biodegradable matter so they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them


They can be shot up to 1000 times and retail for 99$

practice for the zombie appocolypse

who's getting one? You can buy a paper one for $1

watch the video untill the end to see him take the 1000 shots





They also have terrorist zombies

s***t.....and I though the US was starting to become aware of its unnecessarily violent tendencies...and their implications.

ETA - I wish I could thumbs down posts

That's awesome. It even looks realistic when shot (the skin tears apart like real human skin would.)

Am I the only one who thinks the zombie mannequin is sort of cute?

reply to post by Hefficide


Heck Its been so long for me, 99$ is cheaper than taking a girl out to dinner in the hope of nookie

reply to post by boymonkey74


I dont know if I would spend 100 buks lol , but Im gonna show it to a couple friends of mine who I think might buy one And ill gladly help them shoot it up

That's freaking awesome!

Too bad its unrealistic,a 1000 bullets is all it can take?

Nothing short of a silver stake, beheading, cremation,
and buried in hollowed ground could take out my ex!

Originally posted by terriblyvexed
That's freaking awesome!

Too bad its unrealistic,a 1000 bullets is all it can take?

Nothing short of a silver stake, beheading, cremation,
and buried in hollowed ground could take out my ex!

LOL.

You forgot the two steps after cremation. The ashes should be dropped in a jar full of hydrochloric acid and sealed tightly, then the jar should be blessed by a Native American shaman to keep the evil under control before it's buried.

You can't be too careful when it comes to exes

reply to post by Xaphan


thanks that could have been bad