Fluoride-Water (TM) New product to awaken the masses.

What if ATS starts selling a sports energy drink called flouride water? Instead of vitamins you have poisons like industrial runoff,pesticides,fluoride,lead,arsenic and other goodies.
complete with bright coloring and a funny super bowl ad campaign.Maybe a cartoon character caricature of robert malthus.
It can have information on the nwo,neo-eugenics,banks and authoritarian globalism.

Its unfiltered tap water with a list of toxic additives that is contains. Anti-vitamins!

reply to post by John_Rodger_Cornman


If you are trying out your new standup comedy routine here on ATS, I suggest you go back and rewrite your script.

Many have already been doing this...

mercedpediatricdentistry.com...

www.filtersfast.com...

si.wsj.net...

Just to name a few.
They target children.... doesn't get much sicker, or evil, than that.

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some boobs might still buy it but I get your point...really point out the obvious about flouridated water but poland springs has beat you to it with their childrens bottled water with flouride added..my wife purchased a case and I dumped a couple out here and there...people don't care...we smoke, we drink, we do drugs-we are our own worst enemy...we can easily say no to stuff but regardless of being educated or not it still does not matter to some...

I'm with you so far OP.

But how do we market such a drink to Congress without anyone else buying it?

Originally posted by chasingbrahmanBut how do we market such a drink to Congress without anyone else buying it?

Throw in complementary hookers....
Have lobbyists pass it out...
Tell them that it is illegal for taxpayers to drink but not politicians....

reply to post by VforVendettea


Put gmo soy protein into the beverage.

Remove most of the sugar and put neotame,aspartamine,acesulfame.(Diet Flouride-Water)

Add sodium benzoate,monosodium glutamate,and phenylaline(to preserve flavor).

Why not?

Then make a alcoholic version call Fluoric Premium Draft with 10% alcohol volume.

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