The Real Jesus

Anyone who saids "I am Jesus Christ" I possess you!
The End of World War II is the Moon.
The Matrix is Real
I am NEO
I typed at the speed of light.
My personal information is [SNIP]
You be the Judge, This is Judgement day.

Avoid Godlikeproductions, They are misinfomation, and banning the words of the Lord. Do not test God.

You put your God to the test. I am Lord, First and Only. I said God first.

Anyone who reads this, I grant you and your family Eternal Life! God cannot tell a lie.

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Which name did you use last time?

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Ooohhh - Kay then.
And peace be with you.

Originally posted by Raivan31
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Ooohhh - Kay then.
And peace be with you.

You took 42 seconds, 42 is the Religion I see. As for you Mr.Smartmouth. Hell Exist.

Originally posted by Blaine91555
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Which name did you use last time?

TheRealJesus

My God is more powerful than your God. I am your God. I will not forgive you till you see me in person. All your nightmares become Real.

People will learn from you.

Does this mean my dog gets eternal life too...he's part of the family.

Words on a computer screen cannot grant eternal life. Only Jesus can.

Why are there so many of these threads created by people claiming to be speaking for God popping up?

I'm a Christ follower, and even I find this ridiculous...

Originally posted by Blaine91555
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Which name did you use last time?

also to let you know, Alaska will not save you from the End. Good luck!

He who laugh first, Laughs last.

Put down the glass of wine. I know, I've been there. Anyhow...if there was anything in this world to believe it would be Jesus. He only got angry once. Must be a good guy. Your post was not intelligible. Could you please try and clean it up for us in order that we can follow what you are trying to convey?

Originally posted by brilab45
Put down the glass of wine. I know, I've been there. Anyhow...if there was anything in this world to believe it would be Jesus. He only got angry once. Must be a good guy. Your post was not intelligible. Could you please try and clean it up for us in order that we can follow what you are trying to convey?

Don't make me repeat what I said. Inside The Holy Grail is my blood. I forgive you. I grant you and your family Eternal Life.

So...

'___', or Schizophrenia...or both?



If you are Yeshua BarYoseph...then you will be able to tell all these nice ATSers my actual, birth certificate name...

....Zombie Jesus is not pleased!

As above is below , Below is Above. Here to meet friends, and show you the way.

I am the Truth, The Way, and The Life. You have been truly blessed.

Introductions forum is going back on ignore...

Originally posted by RoswellCityLimits
So...

'___', or Schizophrenia...or both?

If you are Yeshua BarYoseph...then you will be able to tell all these nice ATSers my actual, birth certificate name...

....Zombie Jesus is not pleased!

If you were to actually read my post, then you would know I already said Do Not Test God! and to answer your question, it was an Abduction, (saw the end from above) then I was classified top secret, and labeled as Schizophrenia, and they the power that be(Antichrist if you ask me) watches my every move. But I always find a way around it. The dead in Christ shall rise first.

Oh and don't ask if I remember anything, all I know is I showed on an Episode of one of the shows. Simpson? I forgot. They wiped my memory. The item in MIB is real.

Originally posted by LadySkadi
Introductions forum is going back on ignore...

I wouldn't count on it. Nice to meet you by the way. You Found God.

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Yeah, I'm saved. Gonna kill myself now.

Welcome to the funny farm "Jesus", you'll fit right in. What size coat you wear?

Originally posted by Destinyone
Does this mean my dog gets eternal life too...he's part of the family.

Do you not remember the movie? All dogs go to heaven. Cody is my cousin dog's, The dog with a halo is my Neighbor dog who was killed by a pit bull. The dog name was Thunder.

Originally posted by kokoro
Welcome to the funny farm "Jesus", you'll fit right in. What size coat you wear?

Good...you get his size...I'm knitting one of those extra long sleeved, buckle up the back jackets for "jesus" right now.

Originally posted by kokoro
Welcome to the funny farm "Jesus", you'll fit right in. What size coat you wear?

King size of course. I am King.