I am a Duck

Duck hunting anyone? It is almost the season. Anyone have a good roasting pan I can borrow?

Seriously folks.....welcome...Mr. Duck!

May I suggest this to listen to while you work?

Do ducks really make a sound, similar to that of a fart, when you step on one? My dads been blaming ducks for these strange sounds of flatulence since I was a kid, and I would love to prove him wrong.....

Holy quackin duck s#!t.... Another duck!

reply to post by TOMFROMOZ


Note to self: It seems I'm actually a swan. There's a difference people...

reply to post by chooselove


OK that is a very good Kindergarten story, I'm sure you can publish it. When I read through, every time I reached the work quack I start laughing.

Very well done, and very true.

Flag and Quack for you Mr. Duck.

reply to post by chooselove


Plum sauce anyone? lol

Dude - brilliant thread! S&F

This song is dedicated to all the hard working Ducks everywhere

Let them eat GRAPES!!

Not sure if anyone has asked this yet, but, have you ever been abduckted?

Howard is not a member of these boards.
Move along or quack quack.

Brilliant f@@@ing post OP. Brilliant!!

reply to post by IKTOMI


To answer the most common question so far I am an Australian wood duck.

No, I am not a witch but I do float. I was once turned into a newt though. It's ok i got better.

reply to post by TheRealTruth84


Nothing in quack theory can explain this anomaly. As far as i am aware there is no relationship between flatulence and a quack.

reply to post by BadMagician


The only experiments involving duck-human hybridization that i am aware of is in Duck laboratories, New Mexico.
Canada is still free of these abominations.

Originally posted by Christarella
Not sure if anyone has asked this yet, but, have you ever been abduckted?

Being the practicing comedian that I am, I fully believe that the post by Christarella, definitely deserves a bloody star................well done Christarella, I found this thread to be of great amusement, but the laugh was made even higher in volume by the posted question of, 'Have you ever been abduckted?' A truly brilliant post here on ATS.........

Please, will you all stand and join me in a round of loud applause........?

Three cheers...........

Hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, Hooray
Hip, hip, Hooray!!!!!!!!!!

reply to post by davethebear


Nah, don't think so

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Can u get me a meeting with Donald?




This thread cracked me up! I just about had coffee come out of my nose!

Thank You!!

Originally posted by PuterMan
reply to post by davethebear

 

Nah, don't think so

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Please accept my greatest apologies for my big mistake. For some unknown reason I missed your abduckted post earlier in the thread.....

For that I give you three cheers and a standing ovation.........and a star.

Hip, hip, hooray....
Hip, hip, hooray....
Hip, hip, hooray....

What is this I don't even?

reply to post by chooselove


wow now. slow down.

take a deep breath.

And listen to Alex Jones for the next 12 hours.

Repeat for 1 week.