Proof of nordic alien females?

Well, here is a interesting video I came across
First off, This video was uploaded by discl0sur3 on his youtube account. I checked and he didn't post a thread, but I found the video should indeed get a thread dedicated to it.

Since either ATS or Youtube nerfed and embedding is currently wonked out, I will describe the highlights.

Its a story of a man whom claims some very eye rolling stuff
The claim:
a group of super hot alien babes went to his bedroom. They were naked and on his bed. He woke up, they didn't talk much, one of them grabbed him by the back of his head and smooshed his face into her breast.
-I know...I know...this is little more than nerd fantasy, but bear with me for a moment...keep a somewhat open mind-

ok, so, his instincts kick in and he gives it a nip...not like a playful seductive nip, but a omg, being attacked, bite type. he tears off a small piece of skin and accidently swallows it. he describes it as burning...seriously not a good experience...very toxic tasting, etc.
Well, the alien girls are now communicating using telepathy to one another, basically stating it is going all wrong.

He then explains he had a 6 hour erection (smiling bob, eat your heart out). and basically doesn't suggest anything else about the 6 hours beyond just an erection

Later, he describes how there are 2 hairs embedded into his foreskin...it feels very painful. he takes it out.

ok, back up a moment..so, these girls are the typical nordic/pleadian type girls...big, buxom, blonde with very pale skin...ok, something to keep note of.

So he sends the hair to get analysed...and sure enough, it is a exceptionally rare, like one in a billion type phenotype found in african pygmi's. the pigment also is highly irregular, it was blond instead of black...the conclusion is that it was a blonde female doner...but the oddness is exceptionally notable (just watch the effin video!)

He then took a polygraph test...passed...he actually leaped at the opportunity, even asking if there is truth serums and all sorts.

So, he believes his account...the dna test proves total oddness...what gives?

Here is the video:

(btw, is embedding nerfed for anyone else? just showing a gray box to me...meh, click on the link at the bottom of the box and it will bring you to youtube.)

reply to post by SaturnFX


Definitely sounds plausible. Although people alwyas want proof and scientific tests run, but when something like this happens and there is an actual find it's still bunk. I wouldn't have beleived it myself, but there is evidence.

Sounds like a load to me lmao. The video is working for me though, I will have to wait till tomorrow to watch it, very late here

It embedded, I'm watching now... It's very interesting

He made a wise choice... Imagine what would have happened if he had walked the walk in that bed. He'd probably be a mutant...

Wow, Nordic orgy. Awesome.

This guy is the luckiest Earthling I have ever read about.

Originally posted by TraptInTheSystem
reply to post by SaturnFX

 

Definitely sounds plausible. Although people alwyas want proof and scientific tests run, but when something like this happens and there is an actual find it's still bunk. I wouldn't have beleived it myself, but there is evidence.

Well ya, this is evidence of...something (I have no clue what though). Now, the concept of course is the pleadian hawtness, however, just to keep everyone in the loop, it could be many things..
Just going on the super explanations, it could be:
Succubi
Atlantians
Aliens (of course)
zombie ghost pirate ninja's
a total hoax involving a family, several scientists, a polygrapher, and a documentry editor
gremlins
actually, I am running out of ideas...the list is actually narrow here...I could use some thinking (key: thinking...not just disbelieving cynics) skeptics to dissect and give plausable alternatives.

I totally want to believe in space babes waking up us men with geek nirvana...but my worldview simply doesn't allow for that level of awesomeness...so need someone to talk sense into me...there is evidence...tangable, testible, evidence...

i have my camera on a tri-pod waiting for the nordic alien babes with 15hrs of extra batteries. hopefully one night i will be able to record 100% proof of the existence of nordic alien babes.

wish me luck.

Originally posted by TKDRL
Sounds like a load to me lmao. The video is working for me though, I will have to wait till tomorrow to watch it, very late here

Oh, it sounds like a load and a half...when I first watched the video, the first few minutes, I almost passed out from my eyes rolling to the back of my head...but then he produced proof, analysis, and polygraphs...so ya...something is very odd here.

Originally posted by randomname
i have my camera on a tri-pod waiting for the nordic alien babes with 15hrs of extra batteries. hopefully one night i will be able to record 100% proof of the existence of nordic alien babes.

wish me luck.

Plejarians gone wild?
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Anyhow, so lets consider for a moment this guy is telling the absolute truth, and its an objective truth

What does that mean? are they breeding with us? what is the purpose? are they just testing out some sort of cosmic viagra?

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I think he is lying. Who the hell takes a bite? The normal man would have started pounding her in the head.

Originally posted by Jepic
He made a wise choice... Imagine what would have happened if he had walked the walk in that bed. He'd probably be a mutant...

I think he did actually...he didn't say what went on, but I think the insinuation is there...and of course the pubes around his unit tends to suggest either he willingly did it, or he was totally space raped...but either way, it suggests some boot knocking did occur

I need to get discl0sur3 in here to explain where he came up with this video, and where the full length interview is...perhaps even a source to talk to this down under chap.

Originally posted by OldCorp
They can beam me up and probe me anytime.

I donno man, that looks like one hell of a probe...all yours buddy

Originally posted by Jepic
I think he is lying. Who the hell takes a bite? The normal man would have started pounding her in the head.

He took a polygraph.

Honestly, I would like to think I would be joe suave in such a situation, however, considering it, the sudden oddness, etc...I don't know how I would -react-...given a few minutes to get my senses, I would like to think I would preform to make the world proud, however, initially, I might be in spastic panic mode.

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wonder if she looked anything like this...

reply to post by SaturnFX


Let's be honest I'd say 95% of men won't get it on right there on the bed, after just waking up, with a TOTAL stranger who happens to be alien. No matter how hot she is. The first reaction I can safely say would be to get her off of you and at least a distance away from you.

Two thoughts, well three:

1) Sounds totally like a fantasy I had when I was 15
2) Also sounds straight out of Penthouse Forum
3) Could be true, but why? And why not me?

reply to post by SaturnFX


Dear SaturnFX

Now before we all get carried away, do we have any other evidence other than just this video??

Like do we have the bio test sheet?

Do we have affidavits for these witnesses?

Or is all we have a video that could just be totally bunk?

I know a fair few Auzzies they are jokers.