ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

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Jeremy kyle will sort ya out baby



XxX

Originally posted by uk today
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Jeremy kyle will sort ya out baby

XxX

or...maybe it was the dingo...

Originally posted by uk today
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Noooo, NOOOO, you've cooked the babies !!!

That is why childrearing is left to the ladies !!!
When you asked me what I wanted to eat,
as my Ramseybox delicious teatime treat,
I shouted to the kitchen " Cobbler Hotpot "
but ya went and served up Toddler Totpot !!!

Banned for yer chuffin deaf lugs laddie

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the babies were boiled,but not all that much toil,
for I saved up a treat, to dip into the meat,
baby back and bree, come on in, its free,
cofee roasted toenails the freshest in town !
my my now, im turning into a clown.

aye baygum tut betty toenail hotpot, i can imagine the faces xXx

Baby im going to have to ban the both of us for lowering the thread to a canni-balistic induced nature , mainly you tho for encouraging me

*coughs up a neat little furred ball of assorted bones*

snuffbox**

**powdered baby bone is delightfull btw

oh my gosh, yinzes guys are all banned n'at. Too much baby talk arahnd here n'at. This is where I git away from babies



Hope ya'l had a good time n'at taday, it was another hot one by the pool, eaten hotdogs on thgrill.

Originally posted by MidnightSunshine


Hope ya'l had a good time n'at taday, it was another hot one by the pool, eaten hotdogs on thgrill.

AAaaaaahhhhhhh. Now you're really banned. It was mid 40's and raining like hell all day long! And you're laying around by a pool eating hotdogs!!!! AAAAaaahhhhhhhh......... You suck!!!!

All banned becuase it's my birthday a week today and I expect presents from everyone. Thank you


Alpal

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HEY!! WE earned that nice weather DARN IT!! I seriously think it rained here everyday in May except for like 7 partly shoty days!! It was a horrible month...Unless you're really into depressing rain on a daily basis. SO...I am banning you for living in fridged Montana!!

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Mmmmm, sounds like you could be in the USA babes ??
Same as that Montana geezer....Mmmmm, now I want to be in bladdy America, so tis not fair !!! :bash:

So all Americans are BANNED, BANNED, BANNED !!



Yep, stay away from me you yankee doodly lucky as hell American Woman !!!



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Originally posted by Alpal
All banned becuase it's my birthday a week today

and I expect presents from everyone. Thank you

Alpal

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Urm, no use bribing us all with those lil' kissy thingys..
Oh although the row of 3 is mine yeah?

Now as you're gonna be the Birthday boy I will postpone the ban for now, because your failure to realise that your birthday pressie is a thread with 39 freakin pages, 768 replies and us lot on it

Happy future birthday to you,
a year older..woo hoo,
Happy future birthday dear Alpal,
from the posse to yooooou

Oh and we want some cake !!!

reply to post by uk today


No my dear....this here is Geezer:



And to get where I am now..you have to take the road to nowhere.....

I was looking back on my life
And all the things I've done to me
I'm still looking for the answers
I'm still searching for the key
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me
It just won't leave me alone
I still find it all a mystery
Could it be a dream?
The Road To Nowhere leads to me
Through all the happiness and sorrow
I guess I'd do it all again
Live for today and not tomorrow
It's still the road that never ends
The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me
It just won't leave me alone
I still find it all a mystery
Could it be a dream?
The Road To Nowhere leads to me
The Road To Nowhere's gonna pass me by
I hope the never have to say goodbye
I never want to live without you

For the record...I was a huge Ozzy fan long before he urinated on the Alamo. Ozzy's the greatest! You guys are all the greatest! No one is banned at all anymore!!!
Now off to pen a thread about my impending brain surgery.......

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I got all scared and sad for a second , then I realized you're probably joking ... you are joking right? And if you are, you're banned for making me feel bad for you for no reason!

Everyone is welcome to come to my birthday party, there will be cake, fizzy drinks, sweets, a clown, balloons, bouncy castle, ball pit and a puppet show.

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heh....actually, No. I'm not joking. It's just that this isn't fallout from the wreckage of my past!

BTW...happy bday alpal!!!!

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Well banning you now is certainly outta the equation,,,,although after reading about the hell that you and your family have been going through has left me kinda speechless.....yep uk is actually speech-freakin-less !!!

Everything baby will turn out right,
But sometimes life can be a helluva fight,
Just stay strong and it'll all be ok,
just duck to avoid any ricochet



Aaaaaaargh!! Lets all scream.....AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

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wow!!!! If I had only known how to make ya speechless sooner!!!

Originally posted by webpirate
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wow!!!! If I had only known how to make ya speechless sooner!!!

Oh I've been screaming to Deep Purple, so now my bladdy voice has gone completely !!!

Whispers " Aaaaaaar---r------r-----g----h

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Banned for not realizing the # you caused

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And unbanned again after reading your thread, i think i may have a fisher price Manuel

*consorts the junior fisherprice manual on brain chunkies*

says here that you should hold your nose, cover your mouth, and blow the Fooker out of your ears.

*burns the manual*
one hell of a mindjob Webpirate :/ , what ever you decide , there's an ear for you here frood. a slightly deranged one , but one nonetheless

funbox

Actually...if you go read the last post I just made over there....if you hold your nose, cover your mouth and ears and blow...your stimulate your vagal nerve too....

Gotta go read that post to understand this one!!!!

Originally posted by webpirate
Actually...if you go read the last post I just made over there....if you hold your nose, cover your mouth and ears and blow...your stimulate your vagal nerve too....

Gotta go read that post to understand this one!!!!

Wow....looks like vous et trippybox have a spooky connection



* can't breathe, can't speak, can't hear* .......Aaaaaargh !! How the fook am I expected to blow eh ???

Originally posted by webpirate
Actually...if you go read the last post I just made over there....if you hold your nose, cover your mouth and ears and blow...your stimulate your vagal nerve too....

Gotta go read that post to understand this one!!!!

quite amusing synergy is afoot , im not so medically minded, but im guessing extra bloodflow would be a good thing? vagal stimulation, i got lost so many times trying to understand tho.

funbox