Your Kids... Embarrasing moments you wish you could forget!

Kids are like sponges, they absorb everything! They also pick the most inopportune moments when to show everyone what they have "absorbed"...

My kids are young adults now but I still think back to some cringe worthy moments from when they were just babies.. Those embarrasing moments when you are sat in a full restaraunt and your young daughter inquisitivly asks us why "mom was shouting so loud to God last night, and where were you comming from?" The restaurant went silent and I wanted the ground to swollow me up...

Another time I was walking in a shopping center with Rachael on my shoulders and she started singing.. However the song was "I wanna have sex on the beech" by vengaboys... I was getting some stares I can tell you! Another moment I wished the ground would swollow me whole!

Kids will get you hung I swear!

I have many such stories, and thought it would be fun for you guys to regail us with yours..

Oh those kids.

I still have a vivid memory of a early morning moment with my wife and suddenly realizing we were not alone in the room.

Looking down at my feet I saw my 2 year old standing there.

Gratefully we were both under the covers.

She wanted to get in bed with us,but I convinced her that her sister would be afraid if she woke up and found her not there in the room they shared.

I made sure the door was locked after that.

not my kid, my sister. when we were very young, my parents took us to california to visit friends and we went out to dinner, all of us, to some fancy restaurant that gave my parents, and their friends, a hard time about dining there with 4 kids (all under ten). My younger sister was, probably 3 or 4 at the time. Anyway, we're sitting in this posh restaurant, it's quiet as could be and, suddenly, you hear

here I sit, broken hearted.....


the host was not amused, the other patrons were appalled.

my parents and their friends laughed their butts off.

my son has a knack for putting me in a bad spot. he went thru a period where he would anyone male adult "big fat old man" and, one day, in the elevator of our building, he called a big fat old man just that. The guy came into the elevator with us and said hello and then, turning to my son, he said "what's your name little fella?"
my son said "jackson ya big fat old man"

there's really no way to apologize for that.

This thread has brought more than a smile to my face.

Hearing about the kids in the posh California restaurant made me spit my coffee all across my keyboard.

Thanks everyone for making my morning!

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Ha! Squirm central lol.

From my own kid days, i can remember my mom and dad having a party at our place for all their synagogue friends. My brother and I went about un-noticed until they all went from the dining room to the lounge for them to be confronted by my moms panty pads being stuck all over the wall because they "smelt nice" and I was looking all puzzled at the pictures in my dads hardcore porn stash i had found under his bed! I can remember saying something about what was the man in the pics doing with his pee pee, then the horror on my parents faces lol (and the spanking afterwards!).. They were jacks cold mortification that day lol.

My brother also used to take those long fire lighter matches and stick some between dads ass cheeks whilst he was asleep, then light them and sing happy birthday before dad would jump out of bed screaming with hiss ass on fire lol.. Those days... I think our own kids are punishment for what we did to our parents!

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Yes, tact does not come naturally lol... My youngest heard me remark about someones weight whilst we were shopping once. Of course my remark was typical soldier humour saying that the lady must have "ate ALL the pies".. My daughter then tugged the ladies dress at the checkout to get her attention and asked her "my daddy said you ate all the pies, why? Thats greedy! What about those kids in africa?"(obviously got that bit of info from her mom when she refused to eat her dinner!) She was quite cross at the lady... I of course wanted to die..

After the movie Austin Powers came out, my 5 year old daughter, my wife and I were out Christmas shopping when a very large man came walking out of the store. My daughter yelled out loudly "look mommy, it's Fat Bastard!" It was one of the funniest things I can ever remember hearing. The man played it off or really didn't hear, but for us and the people around us, it was a good laugh for the day!