Aliens Are After Me

You aren't specifying what kind of help you want.

However, you're in luck. I happen to be an alien ambassador and a mind-reader. I'll just send them an email and get this all cleared up for ya.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
Perhaps now a year later someone, anyone will help me! I appreciate some of the serious posts, they were very nice and aided me through many battles but I now I request more assistance, please!

Another troll here. It's pointless threads like these that discredit the stories of anyone who might actually be experiencing something to this effect.

Perhaps, before expecting serious answers and help, you should compose a serious question.

I would have taken the trouble to address your questions, if you had put in a little effort and describe your experience and situation in a little greater depth. You know, using questions like What, How, Where, When, etc.

Just one suggestions to fellow ATS members:
Stop Feeding the Troll

The .45 ACP with a 185 gr. JHP is working good in my neighborhood. Makes a nasty mess of the greys, but they're kind of small and clean up fairly easy. Harder to catch them fully materialized lately though. I think they're catching on.

I had a problem like that for a while , then realised it was just the

ceiling fan .!

Turn it OFF .

I have the answer. I can make sure this all stops immediately.

Take a picture and post it here. Now I guarantee the aliens will stop bothering you.

If the Aliens are after you...

...who comes before you?

2 years later and they are still after me.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
I request your understanding and help, please! For years now I have been stalked by aliens, they do things to my mind and now they are harassing me and my family in this time of economic crisis! At random times on random nights they will even hover their spacecrafts right by our house, causing the light to blind us and the shaking knocking everything over. I just request your help in this, I don't know what race of aliens they are or what they want, please help!

I can send you some meds.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42

2 years later and they are still after me.

It appears that incompetence is a trait both aliens and humans share...

Originally posted by LadySkadi

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42

2 years later and they are still after me.

It appears that incompetence is a trait both aliens and humans share...

I have been meaning to ask you for a while.
What kind of writings to you write LadySkadi?

Just a quick Interlude, on this epic thread.

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Did you try reasoning?

Reasoning doesn't exist with these beings, it's not in their nature.

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Douglas adams has the answer as you allready know
read the books again.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
Reasoning doesn't exist with these beings, it's not in their nature.

Did you try opening fire?

No, Mr. Chicken, it would not be a smart move to act aggressive toward these beings. I've been harassed by them for years and have thought of retaliating with violence, but considering they could destroy humanity if they wanted, I don't want to be the reasoning behind the doom of my own civilization.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
I request your understanding and help, please! For years now I have been stalked by aliens, they do things to my mind and now they are harassing me and my family in this time of economic crisis! At random times on random nights they will even hover their spacecrafts right by our house, causing the light to blind us and the shaking knocking everything over. I just request your help in this, I don't know what race of aliens they are or what they want, please help!

You need to invest in a video camera or a still camera and get some proof, without this noone will believe you.

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So I think we discovered the parameters of your options.
Now lets find that comfy area between "reasoning" and "opening fire".

Perhaps a game of Scrabble?

Please don't joke around, this is a very serious issue.

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina 42
Please don't joke around, this is a very serious issue.

I am not joking. Do these beings understand the English dialect?

Do you have any idea as to why these aliens are after you? Have they communicated with you in any way?