Things people never say.

Is it me or are you just extremely ugly?

Whaaa, you are most handsome man I have ever seen!

I think I'll send my chihuahua to college to be a dentist.

My shoes turned mean on me and had to be put down.

Who's with me? Let's set our hair on fire.

"That was a great prom night! I hope my cousin will still be avalible in 10 years for the reunion."

"Lets go down to the cemetary...I hear that there are some easy chicks there! Dont forget to bring a shovel."

"I don't feel so good... I shouldn't have drunk those last 14 beers and 7 tequila shots"

"Does anyone want the chewing-gum I found?

Lizards taste much better eaten alive with just a little paprika or an nice Dexedrine sauce.

Kids, running with scissors develops stamina and endurance.

I'm pretty sure my paternal grandmother was half Apache and half doberman pincer.

Do you think it would be possible for the waiter to ignore us just a little longer?






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"Oh. There's a fly in my soup. I think I'll eat it. Mmm crunchy."

"Just let me have one more :w: before I drive."

"Let's go hit that cops car with our car and hope we get caught doing it."



-tts

These postmen are getting too darn fast for my liking.

I'd rather take a slug in the face from Cheney than see another picture of a scantily clad woman.

There's not enough Trolls on the internet.

I eagerly await a new David Hasselhof album.

Tosh from The Bill was the sexiest man to have ever lived.

[edit on 12-6-2006 by chebob]

Disco will soon be replacing Rap as the youthful mode of expression.

Did you get that monkey at Sears?

Experience! Ha! the best way to learn anything is by reading the manual.

Say stranger, could you give me a hair cut?

Hi stranger, what do you do under your sheets.
Never meat some one I loved.
Hi is your undreware clean.