What would be your ATS epitaph?

a reply to: DBCowboy

He made us laugh, he made us angry. But he made us think. And we're better off for his sharing his thoughts with us.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I think you get to do only one of these, DB.
Please don't go yet. The yeti is coming with
the best punchlines.
Mine is easy enough. "Who?"

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, DB, I misread your post. I thought you were inviting us to write our own epitaphs.

Anyway, here's to you... Raising my glass. Stay safe, stay well!

Here's to Nothin !

a reply to: Encia22

Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Encia22

Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

Thanks, I did mine a few pages back...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

A Latino anthology is not a group of eses

a reply to: DBCowboy

" has left the simulation."

Before I found AboveTopSecret I was incomplete
Now I'm finished

"QUITE FRANKLY, I'D RATHER BE IN VEGAS!"
(Where I've Never Been)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

Are you dead yet? Because TAT and I have already started going through your stuff.

ETA: It's sticky. Why is it sticky?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

Are you dead yet? Because TAT and I have already started going through your stuff.

ETA: It's sticky. Why is it sticky?

Reminds me of this...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

Are you dead yet? Because TAT and I have already started going through your stuff.

ETA: It's sticky. Why is it sticky?

Don't touch my stuff!

Gunther is arriving soon with bleach. You'll recognize the hazmat suit.

Ummmm. . . wash your hands.

A silent reader, silently gone.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ummmm. . . wash your hands.

Can't, they're welded together at this point.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not mine, sorry, please do your own!

Are you dead yet? Because TAT and I have already started going through your stuff.

BTW: Leave the grand piano...I heard they're using that as a plus-size casket.

a reply to: DBCowboy

"I don't have much time kid, but I have dirt on Hillary Cint-----...."

Aside from "Meh..." then,

"Sucks to be right.

It will suck to be left."

a reply to: DBCowboy

To be honest, my immortality has been weighing heavily lately.

I was conceived at a cemetery. So I've found the "The Spot" that is now "The Plot'

Conceived Right here on this Spot Date,
Born on Date,
Died on Date, Back in Dirt Date

*sigh*

I'll have to think about it.😞👍

a reply to: DBCowboy