What would be your ATS epitaph?

a reply to: ohhchongo

originally posted by: nugget1
I don't plan on ever dyeing.

DB said the same thing about dyeing but then his back hair turned gray and out came the Just for Men.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: putnam6

You had to fake it, we do it for real.

LOL I modified my epitaph, it's subtle but on point, if you ask me

a reply to: putnam6

I caught that, it's not like I'm some near-dead glob from Portland.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I had a thread, but now it's gone...

Because DTOM, got her modding on...

- Myke 1914 - 2036

The rate I'm being modd'd I won't have to worry about an epitaph!

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cardiac cough-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The rate I'm being modd'd I won't have to worry about an epitaph!

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cardiac cough-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: putnam6

I caught that, it's not like I'm some near-dead glob from Portland.

I'm almost skinny now pumpkin.

I'm like a vegan except I have testosterone.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Dont know of Im the right person to tell you but skinny doesnt mean an abundance of skin.


My humble apologies

a reply to: DBCowboy

Look at you, literally going below the belt again. It's like you've never learn.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nugget1
I don't plan on ever dyeing.

DB said the same thing about dyeing but then his back hair turned gray and out came the Just for Men.

I don't have any back hair.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The rate I'm being modd'd I won't have to worry about an epitaph!

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cardiac cough-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: putnam6

I caught that, it's not like I'm some near-dead glob from Portland.

Ive been on ATS long enough to know you don't miss anything

you are like the kid who reminds the teacher at the end of the day she forgot to assign homework...

a reply to: putnam6

My favorite thing to do is report my own posts.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: putnam6

My favorite thing to do is report my own posts.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look at you, literally going below the belt again. It's like you've never learn.

Frankly, I'm worried about all that loose skin getting caught up in the wheels of DB's mobility scooter.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Here lies not just any old Bones

He should've shut up.
He didn't watch it.

Deepfry Impudence.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Thus I open a thread, what would your final words be for ATS?

Corny as she was, it was actually the cheese addiction that did her in.

No amount of non-corporeal hijinks throughout the Void will keep a fiend from her Gouda.
And Mozzarella.
And Edam, Havarti...

You understand why this one eternally gallivants across the Great Cheese Wheel of The Cosmos.


I told my kids & hubs once, that when I kick off, the grave marker will have to either be a cheese wheel pile, a mozzarella stick pile, or both.

They all cackled at that, until they all realized I'm serious & looked at me like I was nuts.

Pfft, weirdos /shrug

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...DB's mobility scooter.

Is that the thing his wife refers to as Air Force Ton?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Look at you, literally going below the belt again. It's like you've never learn.

Frankly, I'm worried about all that loose skin getting caught up in the wheels of DB's mobility scooter.

No worries.

Duct tape and velcro work wonders!