Tequila Crisis.

The wife just bought a bottle of tequila. It is the good stuff that we used to get in drinks in the bars back in the seventies. It is authentic, because it has a little Mexican hat on it....El Toro brand, so good it was closer to you on the bottom shelf at the Bars.

I doubt if it has a worm in it, the wife would never intentionally buy anything with a worm in it.

Sweetie why do I come home, the gates are open and the picture is skew?

And worst of all there's no more Tequila.

The sinners pop out of bed - what no more Tequila?

Trust a woman to find it - "Oh look ...Tequila".

originally posted by: halfoldman
Sweetie why do I come home, the gates are open and the picture is skew?

And worst of all there's no more Tequila.

The sinners pop out of bed - what no more Tequila?

Trust a woman to find it - "Oh look ...Tequila".

I trust a woman to find anything, “wheres my wallet?” and then magically it appears, with a stipulation “babe remember that thing i wanted to do at that spa? I might of spent a little more then i thought because Janaenae was short $40 and afterwards we felt really nice and wmet put for drinks and I swear to god I only brought your card with just in case because I didnt onow appletinis were $14 a drink and we had 4 of them each. And I bought some new underwear youll love at the spa, its neon orange like the spray paint safety stuff at your work.”

originally posted by: halfoldman
Sweetie why do I come home, the gates are open and the picture is skew?

And worst of all there's no more Tequila.

The sinners pop out of bed - what no more Tequila?

Trust a woman to find it - "Oh look ...Tequila".

Girls are dumb but wjat do i know about gender studies 🤫

The 90 Days War Refugee Fiance:

You got at least 500 000 potential men.

Why not be picky.

In German: "Hey Jungs ich hab ne Glaubenskrise.

Ich glaub hier gibts nichts mehr zum Saufen!

This is what the globalist elites should do:

"If you all behave really well for a decade ... you can have your Tequila back"!

And after a decade ... I'd like my tequila please.

I've been good as cupcake-icing.

Just a moment now - sorry the agave has a virus, and shipping not so good.

Whaat do we want?
Jose Cuevero.
What do we want?
Olmeca.

When do we want it?
Now!

Or one could always try the Hyacinth Bucket approach (from the classic Britcom Keeping up Appearances).

"Oh Richard, you must phone the Mexican ambassador".

"But why love"?

"There's no more Tequila at the off-sales"!