Women are Mad at American men for not Flirting

LOL I'm from Western Kentucky.
We don't do that here
We keep it Secret.

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: JAGStorm


I'm ugly, poor and have an accent.
Then again, I'm from Eastern Kentucky, so the only time I flirt is at family reunions.

That accent is called Swamp Yankee down here along the Coast about 50 miles South of Southie.
(South Boston)


a reply to: JAGStorm

a reply to: PiratesCut

He said 9 out of times he got slapped, or worse but the one that did agree made it all worth it…..LOL

A blind squirrel sometimes gets a nut, in your friend case he caught a lot lizard on her day off.

Also, most guys love being slapped by a woman, so he probably got his jollies from the rejects too. 😵

a reply to: JAGStorm

He shouldn't be wearing a Packer hat. Wisconsin doesn't talk that way. That's Minnesota.

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: JAGStorm


I'm ugly, poor and have an accent.
Then again, I'm from Eastern Kentucky, so the only time I flirt is at family reunions.

half of my family is also from rural Kentucky.

Really? I could've sworn you were from Nashville...'cause you're the only Ten-i-see.

originally posted by: VierEyes
a reply to: JAGStorm

He shouldn't be wearing a Packer hat. Wisconsin doesn't talk that way. That's Minnesota.

He is doing a mix of Wisconsin, Yooper and Minnesota.
I 100% assure you people talk that way depending on what region they are.
I have family up in the Eau Claire/Chippewa area and there are some weird mixed accents up there.

Speaking of up there, they also like this place called Taco Johns. For people that don't know what that is, it's a taco place that also serves tater tots. Sounds good right? WRONG. It is the most bland tacos you've ever tasted, just imagine what a Minnesota person would consider a taco, enough said.

a reply to: bluesman462002

LOL I'm from Western Kentucky.
We don't do that here
We keep it Secret.

They have those blue people on the East side too. Lots of weird stuff in that region.
abcnews.go.com...

I actually saw a person that had that condition, it was so weird. He looked like Papa smurf. I wouldn't say his skin looked blue as much as it was more a dull gray/purple.

Out on the boats in Winter we called those guys Hypothermics….

Ya, it was a real thing…..LOL

One guy had it so bad he got the nick-name Hypo.

People who didn’t know the story thought he was a junky.

When he was warn his skin color was fine!

Another in the all too long list of guys lost at sea……🥺

A boat, The Navigator disappeared without a trace bringing eleven men with it.

A memorial plaque hangs in The Seaman’s Bethel in New Bedford.

You would know of this little Mariners Church from the original movie Moby Dick starring Gregory Peck or the book.



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originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: PiratesCut

He said 9 out of times he got slapped, or worse but the one that did agree made it all worth it…..LOL

A blind squirrel sometimes gets a nut

Which is exactly why I now wear underwear while jogging in the park.

(I'm here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress)

a reply to: PiratesCut

When he was warn his skin color was fine!

There is actually a circulation disease that causes that too, called Raynaud's.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
I have family up in the Eau Claire/Chippewa area and there are some weird mixed accents up there.

Eau Claire pronounced as “You Clair-ee”? (Or Illinois as Ill-e-noise?)

Back to the discussion, I work in a business where you don’t take your eyes off the ground much less acknowledge a lady. Flirt?? One of the worst things you could possibly do.

a reply to: gb540

Ill-e-noise

I'm originally from Illinois, and when I hear Illi-noise it's like nails on a chalkboard.
The other word I will never, ever ever ever ever get used to is how they say bag (BEG) "can I have a beg with that?"

most guys love being slapped by a woman

I feel like You may have been mis-informed..lol..This thread made my day.

"She was into whips and things I was into pain, I would beat her black and blue when she called me names, chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane, she was into whips and things I was into pain."

What if You were trying to date one of the Williams sisters? Im running! Screw a slap.

Thank You for the literal outloud laughs.

Elbo Grees

a reply to: IAMTAT

Which is exactly why I now wear underwear while jogging in the park.

We just want you to wear pants too.

a reply to: JAGStorm

It's because you all turn out to be crazy bitches.

*shows thread how not to flirt.

a reply to: Grenade

Jokes on you, she likes that kind of talk.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Shhhh.... Flirting 2.0

originally posted by: Grenade
a reply to: JAGStorm

It's because you all turn out to be crazy bitches.

*shows thread how not to flirt.

Honey I'm the number 1 Biznatch

Yes I'm rewatching Better call Saul! 🤣

a reply to: JAGStorm

Nacho dies.
















*SPOILER ALERT

I love flirting! Here is my favorite pick up line:


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the Van.

Just kidding.

As a guy in his 40's, who is going through a weird separation/divorce, I can say i am afraid to talk to women.

I remember telling a costume designer that the outfit she made looked great. I got called by HR and spoken to about how she saw my comment to mean "hey, you got great tits".

My jaw almost literally hit the floor. Here i thought I was paying a compliment to someone who was just starting out in the industry to encourage her. Nope. Not what she heard. This was 2019.

Thank God for music...it has never let me down. I will just enjoy that and stay away from the hassle.