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James Comey Loses his Head to Guillotine

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posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 04:46 PM
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On Monday morning former FBI Director James Comey died of natural causes; his heart stopped beating after a guillotine blade severed his head.

As reported previously, on June 4 the Office of Military Commissions found Comey guilty of murder and treason and decreed that he be decapitated on or before Independence Day. At 11:00 a.m. Monday, the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps fulfilled that promise, with Vice Adm. John G. Hannink presiding over a brief ceremony ahead of the execution.

Unlike Clinton and Podesta’s executions, Comey’s lacked fanfare; only a half dozen military personnel, including Marine Corps General David H. Berger, bore witness to Comey’s grisly but fitting demise. Also unlike previous executions, Comey’s lacked an execution detail. After two uniformed MPs escorted Comey to the ghoulish apparatus and laid his head on the chopping block, Vice Adm. Hannink personally pulled the lever that dropped the 88-pound blade from a height of 14 feet. Comey’s head fell into a basket, which was then sealed and taken to an unknown location.


The execution took place near the Windward Point Lighthouse on the southern edge of Guantanamo Bay. A source familiar with the event told Real Raw News that the guillotine used to end Comey’s life was one that he and former President Barack “Hussein” Obama had intended to use on law-abiding patriots. In that sense, the execution device was symbolic of Comey’s hatred toward America and its people.

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posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 04:52 PM
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a reply to: sevenpod

Another Quality story that is very believable due the extreme LARP'iness.



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 04:52 PM
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Wishful thinking. Too many deserving of this fate but as we all know it's fake news.

a reply to: sevenpod



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:00 PM
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Nouveau French Revolution FanFic is lacking in storyline



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:01 PM
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Unlike Clinton and Podesta’s executions, Comey’s lacked fanfare; only a half dozen military personnel, including Marine Corps General David H. Berger, bore witness to Comey’s grisly but fitting demise. Also unlike previous executions, Comey’s lacked an execution detail. After two uniformed MPs escorted Comey to the ghoulish apparatus and laid his head on the chopping block, Vice Adm. Hannink personally pulled the lever that dropped the 88-pound blade from a height of 14 feet. Comey’s head fell into a basket, which was then sealed and taken to an unknown location.


The source is


Original article from realrawnews.com





Onion Sorcha Fail in comparison 🤔



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:02 PM
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No wonder so many are walking around as actors and doubles 😃



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:08 PM
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FFS



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posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: sevenpod

Another Quality story that is very believable due the extreme LARP'iness.


About as believable as the Mainstream media.



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 05:24 PM
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FAIL



edit on 1/7/2021 by Sublimecraft because: realrawnews.com...



posted on Jul, 1 2021 @ 06:46 PM
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Whomever moved this to the Jokes Forum.

Thanks👍🏼



posted on Jul, 2 2021 @ 02:43 AM
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You should write for Saturday Night Live; just a suggestion. Your fiction is very interesting.



posted on Jul, 2 2021 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: imitator
About as believable as the Mainstream media.


They don't even peddle s*** this stupid.



posted on Jul, 2 2021 @ 07:56 AM
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I swear...some of you guys are just too serious for yourselves!

I read the first sentence and knew it was satire, and all in fun. I particularly chucked at the 1st sentence of the 2nd paragraph! LOL!



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