Trick against fire face after touching with chilli hands

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

Dude, think of the pain on ur face. Now picture this...
Ur at a party and u douse your pizza with a hot sauce, so stupid hot, you need to sign a waiver for.
You get it on ur hands unbeknownst to you and you go take a leak.
You do your business but quarter way through the urge to scream bloody murder strikes.

Penis in the sink with soap and water does nothing.
You grab a litre of milk from your buddies fridge and sit over the bathroom sink for an hour damn near crying in pain...
With ur penis in a milk carton.

I know your pain all too well.
I haven’t thought about that incident in almost 19 years hahaha
My god I’ll never forget that pain. It felt like 1000 bee stings.

a reply to: Macenroe82
Ouch! How long did it take to get better? But hey, how can I tell there was not a single masochist female on that party?

You tell me

My uncle used to have that sauce with a skull and bones on the bottle. Black, I think it's from the USA because there was that label they stick onto when something is imported. So the ingredients are understandable. It was too hot for me and we had a little accident with a guest that completely ignored all warnings and even doubled down on the amount my uncle used.

And he used it like tabasco, bottle upside down and hitting the back like a ketchup bottle. Guy nearly fainted and we gave him oil, bread and milk. He puked too, but then it got better. My aunt was a nurse, she took care of him.

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

It took until the morning before things calmed down.
But what a disaster