DB Cowboy says goodbye

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Don't EVER scare me like that!

Wait until the Teams intro and you hear, "Oy, forget about a dingo eating you, mate, I'm going to carve you up like a drop koala!".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Don't EVER scare me like that!

Wait until the Teams intro and you hear, "Oy, forget about a dingo eating you, mate, I'm going to carve you up like a drop koala!".

Please don't be on camera
Please don't be on camera
Please don't be on camera

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Don't EVER scare me like that!

Wait until the Teams intro and you hear, "Oy, forget about a dingo eating you, mate, I'm going to carve you up like a drop koala!".

The evil Aussie witch never did forget about those stolen Manolo Blahniks.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The ultimate irony is after a successful "Rick-Roll" my fat ass gets hit by a bus and I'm gone.

Congrats on a successful rick roll, you're the last person I expected it from on this forum.

Well played

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
a reply to: DBCowboy

Safe Travels bro.
You will be missed.

Only travelling he's doing is between the fridge and the Lazy Boy.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You'll be back.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Never had I thought I'd ever write this, but I'm leaving ATS.
Gonna give it one final go.
Give me space and time to leave this site and find my peace with God and nature.
You all are always going to be remembered.
Up until now I thought I'd always be on ATS.
Never did I think that I'd leave.
Going away from this site will be difficult.
To say this is a farewell, is disheartening.
Let me assure you though that I will remember all of you fondly.
You all are wonderful members of a great community.
Down the road, who knows, I may return.

OMG,
I must admit I'm saddened by this. I hope your health and your families health is perfect and....

This FU- ING BETTER BE A G@D DAMN APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!!

If not a joke, then thank you for being here on ATS. I don't know what this place will be like, but I wish you and your family the absolute best.😑😞😔😒😔😔😔😔😔😔☹

Cheers friend.
Please don't be a stranger..

a reply to: DBCowboy
Is this April Fools or did you finally take Augustus up on the free rent in his freezer?

a reply to: IAMTAT
Haha!!

Laughing Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: DBCowboy

NO!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sad to see you go 'Bro' but wish you good luck on your gender reassignation surgery....remember to save all the parts they cut off, you may want them back later

originally posted by: manuelram16
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sad to see you go 'Bro' but wish you good luck on your gender reassignation surgery....remember to save all the parts they cut off, you may want them back later

Thank you.

a reply to: DBCowboy

This post kicks so much butt, I think it needs its own pair of these:

a reply to: zosimov

DB has a pair of those. He always wears them to his local antifa marches

originally posted by: angelchemuel
a reply to: DBCowboy

Soooooo glad I read all the comments, before commenting!
If this was real I would have seriously thought of buying a plane ticket and come over and smack your bottom!!!

Relieved Rainbows
Jane

Oh my, this thread is getting juicy!

Ia reply to: DBCowboy
I'm told that this one is the answer to my Where is the April Fool thread? question.

a reply to: network dude

Don't you start!

Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh man...can I have your stuff!?

God Speed, friend.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's clear now you have Rick-rolled many here.
A brilliant execution, on your part.
Small problem is...you've also planted that stupid song in my head on replay.
World problems won't even make it stop playing in my head.
Afterall this, revenge is deserved and you must click this: www.youtube.com...