DB Cowboy says goodbye

The ultimate irony is after a successful "Rick-Roll" my fat ass gets hit by a bus and I'm gone.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I didn't catch the rick roll but I didn't believe for a minute you wanted to find peace within nature.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: DBCowboy

I didn't catch the rick roll but I didn't believe for a minute you wanted to find peace within nature.

If "Nature" was a new brand of single malt scotch, then yeah, it could happen.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Not funny bimbo.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Wishing you well on your journey and thank you for all the laughs and for being a part of this community DBC

Well, I am highly offended by this post, as you mislead me, and broke my heart, because you are an evil, evil male.
I will now report you to the mods, and hopefully get you bannned.
Then I will find out who you are, and sue you as being a sexist pig, that discriminated against me with your post, because I am a female.


(Dang it. I can't work the race, or LBGTQ TUV.... whatever angle into this, without lying.....LOL)

(Please note, the above paragraph is complete fiction. I handle things with fisticuffs. Or hired goons. I'm old LOL)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Summamabeesh!!!

I'm all for free speech but please never do that again.

Ever.

Aaaaawww, you will always remember fondling us? That is so sweet.


Double checking the date - yep, that's what I thought...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Never had I thought I'd ever write this, but I'm leaving ATS.
Gonna give it one final go.
Give me space and time to leave this site and find my peace with God and nature.
You all are always going to be remembered.
Up until now I thought I'd always be on ATS.
Never did I think that I'd leave.
Going away from this site will be difficult.
To say this is a farewell, is disheartening.
Let me assure you though that I will remember all of you fondly.
You all are wonderful members of a great community.
Down the road, who knows, I may return.

Man, you got me I just woke up from a nap and wanted to see what's up in the world. I was already blaming Augustus and his cynicism.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Please, take a moment, dance while reading just the first word of every sentence I wrote.

**** me, I guess the celebration I was going to throw is off now.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Please, take a moment, dance while reading just the first word of every sentence I wrote.

**** me, I guess the celebration I was going to throw is off now.

Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You still gonna stick around when Commie-La becomes president?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

I'm still hoping it's You-Know-Who that bought the site and she clubs you like a baby seal.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Well....pretty sure you won the internet for the day. Well played Sir.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Please, take a moment, dance while reading just the first word of every sentence I wrote.

**** me, I guess the celebration I was going to throw is off now.

Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

Lightweight.
Most of us can piss off the Mods in a lot less than a week.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Lightweight.
Most of us can piss off the Mods in a lot less than a week.

Right? if you can't get a T&C on demand you're not doing this correctly.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

I'm still hoping it's You-Know-Who that bought the site and she clubs you like a baby seal.

Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Don't EVER scare me like that!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

I'm still hoping it's You-Know-Who that bought the site and she clubs you like a baby seal.

I heard it was Oprah. You get a ban, you get a ban, and you get a ban.

originally posted by: RazorV66
a reply to: DBCowboy

You still gonna stick around when Commie-La becomes president?

Like. . . you mean. . . yesterday and today?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Please, take a moment, dance while reading just the first word of every sentence I wrote.

**** me, I guess the celebration I was going to throw is off now.

Give it a week, I still have time to piss off the Mods.

Lightweight.
Most of us can piss off the Mods in a lot less than a week.

I like to be subtle.

Build up steam instead of going full tard all at once.