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As an internet expert on web design, I can safely say that it's either;

A Kanuter valve
The dotcom port has an input
Someone forgot to spray windex on the hard disk
Some cookies got stuck in a keyboard, that happens to me a lot.

Massive outages being reported again across the usual suspects of, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Comcast, Spectrum.

Not able to post pics on FB or Instagram.

New censorship algo's being deployed.

Alright...who tried to divide Pi by zero?????

Who's the wise guy??? Hmmmmmmm????? C'mon, fess up!

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
Alright...who tried to divide Pi by zero?????

Who's the wise guy??? Hmmmmmmm????? C'mon, fess up!

And yes I can't even Instagram right now. I'm in bed with a bad respiratory infection, so going outside is out at the moment.

Can we just go back to the :27 - :33 slowdown? It's a lot worse now.

...is it over yet??
Is everyone still here???

I'm gonna' make a post.

Can I have an address where to mail it to??

No rush! (LOLOLOL!!)

I'm still not done chiseling it yet, and So-Crates will be by later with his wagon to pick it up...after he finishes chiseling his 'wheel'. How many SASP's (Self Addressed Stamped Papyrus') should I include?

I'm gonna' make a post.

Can I have an address where to mail it to??

No rush! (LOLOLOL!!)

I'm still not done chiseling it yet, and So-Crates will be by later with his wagon to pick it up...after he finishes chiseling his 'wheel'. How many SASP's (Self Addressed Stamped Papyrus') should I include?

Yeah, this website is crippled.

originally posted by: Blue Shift
Yeah, this website is crippled.

Has anyone checked if HAARP or the LHC has been turned off and on again?

This always happens when you mess with quantum physics...

I don't know if this is coincidence but I turned my ad blocker back on and the site is working for me again and very fast too. At least right now it is. Springer had mentioned that they know the problem has something to do with the ads. I'll disable it again once everything is back to normal. I hope this wasn't just a fluke.

ETA: Nope, it is really slow again so I disabled the ad blocker. Darn!

a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow

yep FB is behaving poorly for me today.uploading pics is an issue.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As an internet expert on web design, I can safely say that it's either;

A Kanuter valve
The dotcom port has an input
Someone forgot to spray windex on the hard disk
Some cookies got stuck in a keyboard, that happens to me a lot.

I've heard pouring bleach into that square hole marked BSU,UBS or something like that, then wiping clean would clear things up. I believe it's the same stuff Hillary used to fix her computer problems.

This has to be due to global warming.

a reply to: RoScoLaz5

Yip noticed this too on Facebook.

Some of my pics and Friends' profile pics not loading when I got home just now.
But all my writing is there, and haven't been unfriended or censored.

Already disconnected, and reconnected my wifi, and did all the things a lay-person usually does, but nothing here helps.

But good to know I'm not the only one with issue.
I guess the fault is with them, and all one can do is wait.

a reply to: halfoldman

A friend just sent me this on Facebook:
www.businessinsider.co.za... O6cTUYKF-XdOiHjm4ieZ17c

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp experiencing problems today due to issues at a US cybersecurity firm called Cloudflare.

I'm not sure if ATS is affected.

A buddy from Canada also replied saying FB is almost at a standstill!

originally posted by: Bigburgh

I ended up spitting my Tea out on that one... Friggin' Hilarious !

While it's going


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok I feel better.