Carnivores vs. vegans.

I'm a Finn. I live on fish. Not really but I am definitely omnivorous.

I'm a bit glad for a firearm.

I mean you try going hunting with Neanderthal tools.

Hey brothers, can I borrow you for one second?

I shall poke the mammoth in the posterior, and then you scream and chase it down the cliff.

Nope, not interested.

Flip, these youngsters of 40 000 years ago, I tell ya!

Peeps need to give road kill a whirl. It's free, already tenderized, and readily available along most interstates and back roads. One only needs a basic skill in butchery to obtain enough meat to feed one's family for free, forever.

A paleolithic pep talk:
Oh no, we don't want to hunt a mammoth.
It's too much work, and our mommies might get worried.
Brothers, let's go get that hairy pachyderm!

Yea-aah!

a reply to: halfoldman

Live and let live. I don't believe that either vegans or pure carnivores (never met a purely carnivorous human btw) have the right idea. There is a healthy balance somewhere in the middle.

a reply to: kelbtalfenek

A dietary Jerusalem ...

Why not?

I do this every year when it's time for asparagus.
You can put your plate on the floor.
The ants are not interested.

I guess the ants are sugar addicts too, and sorry, there's no sugar here.

Just a (and I hate to say so) crap load of fiber.

Almost as yummy as artichoke season in winter.

And I never could figure out, why does asparagus make your pee smell funny?

Is mother nature fair?

Looking for the species of lizard.

You know, I never got this thing mother nature does with warning colors (red, yellow and black).
Be careful we are potentially venomous.

Everybody else?
Well tough cookies, you're like nature's version of a juicy, walking cheese burger.

Not to be fatalistic, but mother nature might as well have stuck a "Please eat me" sign on your back.

a reply to: rickymouse

And pulla?

originally posted by: halfoldman
As far as I'm concerned they are both extreme diets.

I hope the vegetarians take over. Makes hunting easier for me. Makes survival against hostiles more easier. Make my eating your corpse less difficult if I cannot find dog.

originally posted by: hiddeninsite
a reply to: rickymouse

And pulla?

I like cardamon bread and it is great for helping with constipation.

Once it seemed like a good idea.

I was sold.

The eventual truth?

Vegans and undernourishment.

Keep it up, and you will die.

Go vegan and die.