Soccer Is Part of the Globalist Agenda to Destroy America.

So I am halfway kidding with my thread title, but seriously, I hate this sport. Cincinnati recently added an MLS team and it has got to be the most boring sport in the world. It goes against American culture in every way. It is slow, boring and lacks scoring. It has no barriers to entry like real sports with equipment and a learning curve. They play on a damn pitch and wear a kit. It’s the worst.

If there was an official sport of the Commuinst party then soccer would definitely be it. These people look forward to watching two hours of beta males running around a huge field of grass playing to an “exciting” 0-0 tie.

This is the sport people play if they can’t play real football. Boys that are too small or have over-protective parents play this sport. Now I am all for soccer for women since they don’t have a sport like football to play in the fall, but I would much rather be watching any other sport including golf over this travesty of the sports world.

I know there will be those of you who tout the artful virtue of the least popular professional sport in America, but you won’t be able to convince me that soccer is anything more than an attempt by Globalist interests to turn Americans into pussies like the rest of the world.

Seriously, soccer is the only sport in the world where the fans are more violent than the players. What does that tell you about the soy boys that play this sport?

Repeat after me
Rugby is the ONLY football

a reply to: Metallicus

I'll be totally honest here.
I've tried several times to enjoy soccer.
I just cant get into the game.

It bores me to death. All that fast paced action and it ends up one to nothing after 2 fricken hours.
Baseball at least is played at a slow pace but I can understand how people are bored with the game.

American football has so much movement on every play that most people dont even notice.
The trickery, the shifts, every player has a role in every play.
Soccer though...
The guys farthest from the ball are just wandering around hoping the ball comes their way...
I just cant do it....

I had never heard the term soy boy before..

good for a chuckle..

playing soccer is pretty fun..but yeah...watching soccer is like watching paint dry...

dbl

Soccer has it's tough-guys too:

originally posted by: Metallicus
It goes against American culture in every way. It is slow, boring and lacks scoring. It has no barriers to entry like real sports with equipment and a learning curve.

That's the key to the worldwide success. No elitist barriers, open to everyone. Soccer appeals to the "poor, tired, huddled masses".
In the words of Ron Manager;

"Football- isn't it? Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts..."

originally posted by: Gothmog
Repeat after me
Rugby is the ONLY football

I knew that you were a good guy deep down

Lol

I have to agree. Soccer is boring all #. I got free tickets to a soccer game once...that was a mistake. Made it to half time then we left. Couldn't do it any more. My girlfriend and I were both falling asleep. I'm pretty sure it was actually an 'exciting' game...someone got kicked in the nuts and the players were getting heated with eachother...but god...so boring.

originally posted by: Metallicus
So I am halfway kidding with my thread title, but seriously, I hate this sport. Cincinnati recently added an MLS team and it has got to be the most boring sport in the world. It goes against American culture in every way. It is slow, boring and lacks scoring. It has no barriers to entry like real sports with equipment and a learning curve. They play on a damn pitch and wear a kit. It’s the worst.

If there was an official sport of the Commuinst party then soccer would definitely be it. These people look forward to watching two hours of beta males running around a huge field of grass playing to an “exciting” 0-0 tie.

This is the sport people play if they can’t play real football. Boys that are too small or have over-protective parents play this sport. Now I am all for soccer for women since they don’t have a sport like football to play in the fall, but I would much rather be watching any other sport including golf over this travesty of the sports world.

I know there will be those of you who tout the artful virtue of the least popular professional sport in America, but you won’t be able to convince me that soccer is anything more than an attempt by Globalist interests to turn Americans into pussies like the rest of the world.

Seriously, soccer is the only sport in the world where the fans are more violent than the players. What does that tell you about the soy boys that play this sport?

The biggest sporting event on the planet.

🌍 🏆

Nuff said 😁

Pffffffft.

I don't like soccer at all, but I'll take it over infinitely more boring baseball where the point is to watch the grass grow, and definitely more interesting than watching 22 guys proudly wearing tights chase each other playing grab-ass. American football is SO down-low gay.

originally posted by: MerkabaTribeEntity

originally posted by: Gothmog
Repeat after me
Rugby is the ONLY football

I knew that you were a good guy deep down

Lol

2 words
Buck Shelford

Personally, I can barely stand watching any sport. I loved playing them, hate watching them.

In the world of a 6 second attention span, soccer is the nemesis.

click ..... click ..... click ...... click ..... click ..... hmmmm, anything worthwhile on out of 320 channels? click ..... click ... click .....

Soccer fans are freakin thugs. Imagine Raider fan x100.

I just cant abide the fish flopping after someone gets a tap. Maybe if the combine rugby tackling to soccer, then I would watch it.

You want boring though, watch Cricket. The game lasts so long they gotta stop for Tea. Like baseball, though, it is fun to play.

a reply to: Metallicus

I prefer British football. They know how to play the game.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Lol (American) football being full of anything but butt smacking men amirite

a reply to: Metallicus

I heard most soccer players are liberal democrats who sip tea. Absolutely disgusting!

a reply to: DISRAELI

That's the key to the worldwide success. No elitist barriers, open to everyone. Soccer appeals to the "poor, tired, huddled masses". In the words of Ron Manager;

Exactly! It is like the socialism of sports.

a reply to: Nothin

Scott Sterling!!!!!