Once again. . . I find myself at deaths door. . . . .

I am bed-ridden. A shell of my former self. A wasted individual, shriveled and sunken. I think all together, I may have lost 2 or even 3 pounds in my battle with. . . . .

MAN FLU.




My dear sweet wife, she is so strong, is tending to me in my final hours on this earthly plane. The children at my bedside while I utter what may be my last words. . . . .




This is a battle where only the strongest will survive. I can only hope that I have the strength, but I fear for the worse. I now have a sinus issue. My nose. . . .my nose is running.

And I have a cough.





Pray for me as I fight the most epic cosmic battle ever fought.


Pray for me. . . . . .

Oh My God !!!
Call the CDC !!
Page Dr House stat !!

Hang in there brother, chicken soup is on the way.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Best cure for the man-flu, A good bowl of chinese hot and sour soup. Seriously, this stuff works!

If you have a sore throat gargle with warm water and cayenne pepper. Sounds weird and tastes bad but
it heals and soothes at the same time.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Is it the same thing if I have my wife go out and get Chinese food and a six pack of Chinese beer?

Just asking for a friend.

*cough*

a reply to: DBCowboy

You snowflake....just chug a 5th of whiskey. I like Whistle Pig.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah all that toxic masculinity builds up and has no outlet.

All the other genders have no clue how difficult it is to be a man.


#MeFlu

originally posted by: DAVID64
Oh My God !!!
Call the CDC !!
Page Dr House stat !!

Hang in there brother, chicken soup is on the way.

I may not make it without. . . *gasp*. . . without a nice hot chocolate with some schnapps in it.

But my wife keeps hitting me when I ask.

a reply to: DBCowboy

-Hot water

-apple cider vinegar

-honey

-cayenne pepper

Mix, drink, and refrain from all network television. Especially court room shows. Holy crap those are terrible. All of them. Just humanity's failures on awkward display. Barf.

a reply to: AgarthaSeed

Bed-ridden as I am, the wife has been cruel and has it turned onto "The Hallmark" channel.


I'm writing her out of the will.

My remedy would be multiple hot showers, a hot toddy with American Honey Whiskey, a nap, bone broth, another hot shower, a hot toddy, a nap.....repeat until better.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: JAGStorm

Is it the same thing if I have my wife go out and get Chinese food and a six pack of Chinese beer?

Just asking for a friend.

*cough*

Yes as long as there is Hot and sour soup in there.

a reply to: DBCowboy

When Death gets really close, all you have to do is remind him of your infamous flatulence and you're good for at least another 10 years.

#PrayforDB

a reply to: DBCowboy

Take this opportunity to do what I do when I get a cold (luckily once every 7 years, god only knows how I am resilient to viruses, I'm convince maybe it's because I am one).

Honey whiskey.

I don't think it helps heal in any way, in fact, it may add a few days to the ailment.

That said, it makes the time more bearable, for the infected at least.... It may make others around you less comfortable, but screw em'.

Bone-breaking hold-my-beer adventures with smiles on our faces, but let us get sick and WAH!!

I just made a pot of medicinal chicken and rice soup. I got scared when I sneezed so took out a chicken from the freezer last night and made a big pot. I got my bowl and the wife took most of it over to my youngest daughter, she likes my soup. I only need maybe four or five bowls a week of soup but make two huge pots a week giving most of it away to the kids and their families. Strange how the soups I designed to control my epilepsy kick the # out of viruses. From my research, they are also strongly anticancer....but I don't have cancer....oh well, no side effects from this chemotherapy anyway.

Man up DC and act like the world is ending, that is how most guys act when they can't do what they want to do.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

Bed-ridden as I am, the wife has been cruel and has it turned onto "The Hallmark" channel.

You've driven her to a safe space, DB.

a reply to: rickymouse

I had thanksgiving with a bunch of my relatives from out of town, needless to say I have a whole mess of turkey.

I've re-purposed said turkey into white turkey chili, it's been helping me with these weird weather shifts, bolstering my immune system and providing hot spicy sustenance.

God bless everyone who works in my office, may the lord be with them through this trying time.

Eat an entire jar of pickled garlic,drink a fifth of vodka call me in the morning.
The Ukrainian cure all.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You big girls blouse... get a grip you poofter...

Erm... Can I have your ball hammer when you die?

Warmest respects as usual and don’t forget the ball hammet...

Lags

a reply to: DBCowboy

Woah DB! Ya had me worried there....!
Lots of rest, fluids, aspirin...Brandy (if that's your thing)!

And TIME...you'll be as good as....uh oh...er...you were before you posted this thread.

Now...get off the net!!!!