How I Got Banned From Trader Joe'

So I went to Trader Joe's last night and bought a six-pack of beer.
The cashier was nice looking specimen.
It was 10 minutes before closing time.
I ask her if she would like to hang out and have a couple of beers when she got off.
She said no. She doesn't drink.
I said thank you, have a good night, and went about my way.
I go back this morning to get some coffee.
The manager tells me I am banned from the store for harassing an employee.
I asked her a simple question.
I did not, by my reckoning, harass her in any way.
What is this world coming to?

a reply to: skunkape23

Possible that she told the manager what happened and either he is dating her, or wishes to, and it was him that didnt want you around.

Its possible, either way it's pretty run of the mill these days. I'm sure there is another market you can goto.

a reply to: skunkape23

Did you have pants on?

Context is key.

Could it be as simple as you are not a “nice looking specimen” ?

That is a bit creepy, to be fair.

a reply to: skunkape23

Was she 16 ? I have a feeling there is more to the story.

a reply to: skunkape23

Were you wearing any pants when you asked her out? fine, whatever
What brand of beer did you buy?
Was your "I Voted" sticker on the right side or was it on the left side of your body?
Do you look like your avatar?

Do you think she read your "nice looking specimen" thoughts?

I've just never heard, "Sonny, when I met your grandma back in the summer of 29, I thought, damn, that's a nice looking specimen..." before.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

That's what I was gonna say. Probably wasn't "good looking" enough for it to be a compliment.

originally posted by: skunkape23

...
What is this world coming to?

Don't worry, just start saving up your money. The sexbots are coming and that cashier is going to be so jealous.

a reply to: skunkape23

probably staring at her tits the whole time

eye contact bro

a reply to: skunkape23

It also depends what kind of beer you bought. Was it a 6er of Natty Ice or some fine IPA's that require a sweater?

If we're talking Trader Joes I'm guessing it was more like the latter. But also, if you were wearing a "who farted" T-shirt that could play a role.

Maybe it was the fish sauce.
No worries.
I got a side piece that ain't too pretty bad when she shaves her back.

a reply to: skunkape23

is it a normal thing to run through trader joes to grab a 6 pack?

seems so bizarre to me and it is totally nothing. a million people do it

its probably cause i am a piece of # so i am a corner store type

im building this whole picture of a dude just running into trader joes to get a 6 pack.

you drive a porsche?

a reply to: TinySickTears

It is just conveniently close to the bridge I sleep under.

originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: TinySickTears

It is just conveniently close to the bridge I sleep under.

ahahahahahah

i wasnt trying to dog you.
just got a mental image is all

i tend to do that

i dont go often cause i do live under a bridge but i like their cheeses. frozen section is good too.
first place i saw mochi

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: TinySickTears

It is just conveniently close to the bridge I sleep under.

ahahahahahah

i wasnt trying to dog you.
just got a mental image is all

i tend to do that

i dont go often cause i do live under a bridge but i like their cheeses. frozen section is good too.
first place i saw mochi

i dont trust there food

i was there around st patricks day and saw uncured corn beef i quickly went back to the wine grabed a bottle and left

theres something unholy about there food

u dodged a bullet being baned if you keep going you may of eaten a uncured hotdog or ham its just not worth the risk

I will miss the 2-buck Chuck's pinot grigio.
Damn, that's 5 bottles of wine for 10 bucks.

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: TinySickTears

It is just conveniently close to the bridge I sleep under.

ahahahahahah

i wasnt trying to dog you.
just got a mental image is all

i tend to do that

i dont go often cause i do live under a bridge but i like their cheeses. frozen section is good too.
first place i saw mochi

How do you cook frozen food under a bridge?
What is this mochi you speak of?

a reply to: skunkape23

mantoujoe.blogspot.com...

en.wikipedia.org...

Mochi ice cream is a small, round confection consisting of a soft, pounded sticky rice dumpling (mochi) formed around an ice cream filling.[3] The ice cream flavors the confection while the mochi adds sweetness and texture

a reply to: skunkape23

You're just as guilty as Brent kavanaugh...