Swimmer DIES after shark rips off penis

Ouch!
Men around the world cringe in unison.
There has been a great disturbance in the force as if millions screamed..

"SHARK HORROR Swimmer DIES after shark rips off his penis despite horrified sunbathers’ frantic battle to save his life on Brazilian beach"

As a public service announcement, don't swim naked in the ocean.

"Despite undergoing emergency surgery, his penis and femur were “amputated” by the bite of what is believed to be a tiger shark, according to medics."


www.thesun.co.uk...enis-swimmer-dead-brazil-beach-video/

a reply to: Bluntone22

FFS, a crowd of people with their phones filming it.

The human race is F#d.

a reply to: Bluntone22


One of the few cases I'd rather read an article about spiders, clowns or both.

a reply to: Bluntone22

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: Bluntone22

FFS, a crowd of people with their phones filming it.

The human race is F#d.

I mostly agree but how do 30 people help?

a reply to: stosh64

Your avatar is particularly appropriate here.

The Femur bite probably was the major cause of death ,but that wouldn`t have been near as catchy click bait as the " Shark bites off penis" headlines.Regardless,the poor guy lost his life and I feel sorry for his family and friends.When we venture out into nature we are at risk,sometimes it ends badly.

I would say that this is enough internet for the day, but it is early.

If my penis gets ripped off by a shark, I hope I die.

the bite of what is believed to be a tiger shark

More likely a Bobbitt shark.

I feel really sad for his mother .... and family . And all the kids that snuck out to the beach ....

originally posted by: ridgerunner
The Femur bite probably was the major cause of death ,but that wouldn`t have been near as catchy click bait as the " Shark bites off penis" headlines.Regardless,the poor guy lost his life and I feel sorry for his family and friends.When we venture out into nature we are at risk,sometimes it ends badly.

And two heart attacks on the way to the hospital from what I’d heard.

This headline is clickbait and as usual, ATS bit.

originally posted by: eNumbra

originally posted by: ridgerunner
The Femur bite probably was the major cause of death ,but that wouldn`t have been near as catchy click bait as the " Shark bites off penis" headlines.Regardless,the poor guy lost his life and I feel sorry for his family and friends.When we venture out into nature we are at risk,sometimes it ends badly.

And two heart attacks on the way to the hospital from what I’d heard.

This headline is clickbait and as usual, ATS bit.

How is it click bait? He DID get his Penis and part of his femur bit off.......and did die..

click bait is when its not true....

I almost passed out from reading the article.
Not even attempting the video.

i just puked

originally posted by: ManBehindTheMask

originally posted by: eNumbra

originally posted by: ridgerunner
The Femur bite probably was the major cause of death ,but that wouldn`t have been near as catchy click bait as the " Shark bites off penis" headlines.Regardless,the poor guy lost his life and I feel sorry for his family and friends.When we venture out into nature we are at risk,sometimes it ends badly.

And two heart attacks on the way to the hospital from what I’d heard.

This headline is clickbait and as usual, ATS bit.

How is it click bait? He DID get his Penis and part of his femur bit off.......and did die..

click bait is when its not true....

The headline highlights the most shocking portion of what happen - the penis amputation, in order to draw morbidly curious attention to the article in which the penis amputation had nothing to do with the kids death.
The shark took a massive bite from the boys thigh and femur, severering arteries and muscle and bone, massive trauma leading to death.

A title doesn’t have to be wholly inaccurate to be clickbait it just has to be designed to attract clicks in a misleading way.

How many people would have read the article if it had read “Boy dies after shark bite amputates leg.”

Just because Facebook showed us how bad clickbait can be, doesn’t mean that click bait headlines are just about “these 12 shocking things you never knew about the lord of the rings”.

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

The term "click bait" doesn't upset me as much as the word, "bait" does.

a reply to: eNumbra

The headline highlights the most shocking portion of what happen - the penis amputation, in order to draw morbidly curious attention to the article in which the penis amputation had nothing to do with the kids death.

Sure.....because massive blood loss from having your jimmy and half of your crotch bit off (femoral artery) had NOTHING to do with the kids death.......

Dont be so angry!

a reply to: Bluntone22

It must be unbelievably painful but do you also get the feeling of orgasm at the same time as shark bites it off?

You all screamed, I chuckled a little bit