The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

originally posted by: buckwhizzle
I will write Trump and tell him to give you a purple heart for all that you went through,and to match the purple dress...

And shoes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

To add, they suggested an implant...

Aren't your moobs large enough already?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy

To add, they suggested an implant...

Aren't your moobs large enough already?

No.

Never!

a reply to: DBCowboy


In that case I'll get the champagne room and a stack of singles ready for your glorious return.

My God, a woman dentist?!

R.I.P., you will be missed.

DBCowboy 19?? - 2017

a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

On the plus side, the sammiches in the waiting room were delicious!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

On the plus side, the sammiches in the waiting room were delicious!

They weren't Tongue sammiches, were they?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

On the plus side, the sammiches in the waiting room were delicious!

They weren't Tongue sammiches, were they?

Yes, but they had ketchup and those tiny pickle slices.

So it was cool.

I'm currently on week 3 of 6-8 with my jaw wired shut.

Broken at the joint on the left side and clean through at the chin.

It's been horrible. And it seems I may have to have a tooth or two pulled after the wires come off.
I dont want to lose any of my teeth. I have every single one, including wisdom teeth.

I feel for ya DB.

Before the dentist begins , ask them if they are married. If they are , ask them how their married life is ,
You DO NOT want to go to one where the spouse had an affair with the pool person
I saw that in a movie once. Not a good situation.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

On the plus side, the sammiches in the waiting room were delicious!

They weren't Tongue sammiches, were they?

Yes, but they had ketchup and those tiny pickle slices.

So it was cool.

Ewwweeee... any chance of hooking up with your lady dentist flew out of the window as she was picking those bits of sandwich out of your gob!

And I thought you were on a diet!?

Warmest

Lags

I use the Carla from Cheers method.

I reach down and grab my Dentist right in the balls.

Then I say "We're not going to hurt each other...are we ?".

However, this tip will not work with a woman dentist.

Sorry

originally posted by: whyamIhere
I use the Carla from Cheers method.

I reach down and grab my Dentist right in the balls.

Then I say "We're not going to hurt each other...are we ?".

However, this tip will not work with a woman dentist

Sorry

I suggest our purple dress wearing cowboy takes along a baseball bat "Negan style"

Or failing that, said cowboy asks family and friends to stand outside the window and aim laser pointers at said dentists chest!

If the clinic is of course on the ground floor...

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: DBCowboy

You still alive Chief? Or succumbed to a crazed dentist? (a la Little Shop of Horrors because, you know, a normal dentist isn't bad enough!).

Share your pain though. Last time i went to the dentist she was telling me about some of her patients that just tough it out and have no anaesthetic whether for pulling teeth or for root canal work. I am very happily married but did that weird male thing of her being a pretty lady so me deciding that obviously she would be mightily impressed by my bravery if i also didn't have anaesthetic. Well yeah......that didn't go so well.........

originally posted by: Flavian
a reply to: DBCowboy

You still alive Chief? Or succumbed to a crazed dentist? (a la Little Shop of Horrors because, you know, a normal dentist isn't bad enough!).

Share your pain though. Last time i went to the dentist she was telling me about some of her patients that just tough it out and have no anaesthetic whether for pulling teeth or for root canal work. I am very happily married but did that weird male thing of her being a pretty lady so me deciding that obviously she would be mightily impressed by my bravery if i also didn't have anaesthetic. Well yeah......that didn't go so well.........

In a way I am proud to be a veterinary surgeon because otherwise I would have happily donned one of my clown masks in my closet and taken out our cowboys tooth or teeth for free!

I am proud to be one of those who underlines deeply animal welfare...

Erm... does anyone have a spare 5 liters of chainsaw oil please?

"Coughs"

Warmest

Lags... "twitches and cracks neck"

Like Homer's Illiad and Odyssey I hope that this thread too, might last throughout the ages as a cautionary tale of proper dental care.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Like Homer's Illiad and Odyssey I hope that this thread too, might last throughout the ages as a cautionary tale of proper dental care.

More like Macbeth.

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing."

a reply to: DBCowboy

A word of advice DB, Dentist don't do prostate exams. Decline if she offers....trust me....

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

A word of advice DB, Dentist don't do prostate exams. Decline if she offers....trust me....

I hate that "snap" noise when those gloves go on...

Especially as my doctor is a gorgeous lady doctor, a friend and I am now over 50...

Ouch...

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: FauxMulder

I wasn't sure what to expect with the dental exam yesterday, so to play it safe, I did remove all my clothes.

I kind of regret that now, since I did it at a Denney's before the exam.