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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm going to the dentist in 2 hours and like a giant fat sissy, am crapping my pants over the ordeal.
Last week Friday I broke a tooth and the put some temporary crap on it until today.
Where. . . without sedation. . . . without anesthesia. . . . without my blankey. . . .
They are probably going to pull the tooth.
And I am terrified.
I've face war, near-death experiences, marriage, teenaged children, and in-laws.
But this might actually get me into the Sissy Hall Of Fame.
I hate the dentist.
If I don't make it back alive, then everyone sucks because I don't want to die in some stupid dentists chair getting my effing tooth pulled!
It's hard to type this through the sobbing and tears.
But as an adult, I must face my deepest, darkest fears eventually.
I swear to the gods, if the dentist is wearing a clown mask when I'm sitting there, I'm going to poop myself then shoot her.
Yes, you heard me right.
It's even a woman dentist.
Shouldn't she be baking something for her man?
Do women even have the capacity to BE dentists???
I have to leave for a bit. My crying has irritated the office next door.
I'm going to start drinking.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy
I heard the dentists are using new hypodermics to inject the Novocain that look like spider clowns.
originally posted by: seaswine
Only redeeming factor is that once the needle plunger is fully engaged, it triggers a high pitched "ah-he-he-hee-heeee" clown laugh. Strangely comforting...