The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

Well, I'm in the parking lot finishing off the 5th of vodka and speaking to you all on what is called an application on a phone!

The dentist is inside probably doing her nails or makeup and talking about purses.

This is my testimony for the world!

originally posted by: dfnj2015
a reply to: Kandinsky

British people rule!

We want to, but nobody let's us anymore.

originally posted by: TobyFlenderson
Believe me, that was more than enough. And it wasn't even a whole one.

Wait. Now it's not even a full tooth? How dare you compare yourself to what poor DB is about endure. Shame on you, sir! Shame on you.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I have some advice for you. No matter how bad it hurts, be sure not to take the pain killers. The dentist might have her way with you while you are sedated. I hear it's a big thing now. So man up and go commando. Tell her to snatch it out and be quick about it.

And remember what the Marines tell you in boot camp, "Pain is only weakness leaving the body".
go get em skippy!

Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist

a reply to: DBCowboy

One last minute bit of advice before you go in.

That waist-high, porcelain bowl with the water swirling around in it is not...(I repeat)...IS NOT a urinal!

Once I figured that out, my dental appointments went much, much better.

a reply to: Kandinsky

That's so gross. I'm reporting that to my favorite mod Kandins....oh wait

a reply to: DBCowboy

I am as horrified as you when it is dentist time.Mine is a female as well and she always say's" im not going to hurt you".But it never helps.Good luck my thoughts are with you.

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist

Why is her adams apple covered?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist

Why is her adams apple covered?

You read my mind

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist

Why is her adams apple covered?

You read my mind

You spend enough time in bars, you learn to notice these things.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist

Why is her adams apple covered?

You read my mind

You spend enough time in bars, you learn to notice these things.

Amen

a reply to: DBCowboy


I just wanted to let you know that I looked up to you. But now not so much.

Well. . . . it is done.

For now.


Do any of you recall the standard horror movies where the pretty young co-ed in the tight t-shirt and shorts opens the door and a cat jumps out and everyone sighs or laughs and then that's when the killer clown stabs her in the eye?

Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

And a clown stabbed me in the eye.


My dentist, the gal, just took x-rays and poked around and said, "Hmmm" a lot.

The tooth is broken, like my spirit and will to live.

I thought this would be a short thread, but I have to go back to that chamber of horrors on Friday for the actual extraction.

Yes.

They are going to pull the tooth.


But as brave and as fearless as I am, she wrote me a prescription for Haldol to be taken before my visit and pain pills afterwards, along with antibiotics.

I think she sensed a slight distress when I wouldn't open my mouth and sobbed and soiled myself in the chair.

So the saga continues.

My fearless quest for dental perfection is ongoing!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

You've always been that to me old chap

And a clown stabbed me in the eye.

That part too

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

Suddenly, I want a clown to stab me in BOTH my eyes!

To add, they suggested an implant, since my rugged and manly jaw line still has enough bone to handle it.

When they suggested an implant, I said I wanted a "Double D" because that would be hawt.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
To add, they suggested an implant, since my rugged and manly jaw line still has enough bone to handle it.

When they suggested an implant, I said I wanted a "Double D" because that would be hawt.

We'll have to start calling you DD Cowboy.

[Where the hell is that eye stabby clown?]

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well. . . . it is done.

For now.


Do any of you recall the standard horror movies where the pretty young co-ed in the tight t-shirt and shorts opens the door and a cat jumps out and everyone sighs or laughs and then that's when the killer clown stabs her in the eye?

Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

And a clown stabbed me in the eye.


My dentist, the gal, just took x-rays and poked around and said, "Hmmm" a lot.

The tooth is broken, like my spirit and will to live.

I thought this would be a short thread, but I have to go back to that chamber of horrors on Friday for the actual extraction.

Yes.

They are going to pull the tooth.


But as brave and as fearless as I am, she wrote me a prescription for Haldol to be taken before my visit and pain pills afterwards, along with antibiotics.

I think she sensed a slight distress when I wouldn't open my mouth and sobbed and soiled myself in the chair.

So the saga continues.

My fearless quest for dental perfection is ongoing!

Way to take it like a man.

I will write Trump and tell him to give you a purple heart for all that you went through,and to match the purple dress...