North Carolina: American Airlines Evacuated Due To Legendary Epic Fart

a reply to: DBCowboy

That'd give a whole new meaning to "brown out", huh?

a reply to: infolurker

Hopefully this is not a GI Bleed.. if not.

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It's taken 10 minutes to gain some composer.. literally laughing so hard my kidneys are sore.
Hands down the funniest thing I've read all weekend. The visual I have in my head.


No pun intended... but thanks for sharing.

I heard a barking spider got on the plane and scared everyone. That they need to screen Air Marshals for arachnophobia.

a reply to: DAVID64


". . . . In the event of a water landing, life jackets are located under your seat and your seat cushions can be used as a flotation device. In the event of a Bottom Burp, masks will deploy from above. You do not have to wait for the bag to inflate. The exits are clearly marked. . . please have your seats and trays closed and in the upright position. . . "

a reply to: infolurker

*Fell Over*

I forgot just how much I love ATS until this thread.

The replies are the best yet!

peace

This has to be one of the funniest threads ever in the history of ATS. It had me in tears.
It is a good thing that it didn't happen mid-flight.
"What was the reason for the crash?"
"Um *ahem* fart."

a reply to: Bigburgh

You too? I dunno if it was SHARTNADO or the Human-Boomers that got me the most!

Leaked a bit there laughing.

peace

Well it was Raleigh after all. It something like that would happen, it'd be there.

a reply to: infolurker

Gee now I have to defrag my LT and do a deep scan . Talk about click bait

The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches,

That's a great demonstration of psychosomatic illness and how easily it spreads through a group of people. No doubt some clown will try and sue, claiming they were harmed somehow.

It's better to fart and bear the shame, than hold it in and bear the pain

a reply to: Rosinitiate

Dont be blamin' no southern BBQ now. It's the best in the world!

a reply to: silo13

The title! Then I immediately visualized it... started to read while laughter grew. I couldn't type i was laughing so hard.
Then I scrolled down and saw DBC meme and went full on gut buster!😆😆😆😆


I hope Michael Bay sees this..

originally posted by: Blaine91555

The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches,

That's a great demonstration of psychosomatic illness and how easily it spreads through a group of people. No doubt some clown will try and sue, claiming they were harmed somehow.

It's better to fart and bear the shame, than hold it in and bear the pain

I thought whoever smelt it delt it.

Perhaps it was group chain Fart-O-Rama!?!?

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

LMFAO

originally posted by: Deaf Alien
This has to be one of the funniest threads ever in the history of ATS. It had me in tears.
It is a good thing that it didn't happen mid-flight.
"What was the reason for the crash?"
"Um *ahem* fart."

Best Funny "Fart Pranks" - Try Not to Laugh or Grin While Watching This!!!

No matter how old you are, fart jokes and stories just make you laugh! This is the best news story in weeks! Awesome find OP! S+F.

What is the world coming to. When they evacuate a plane because someone leaves out a good one, you know that our society has gone overboard.

a reply to: infolurker

I'm willing to bet that it was for sure a shart. No fart is THAT powerful. Ive smelled ones so bad they burned my eyes, but clearing a plane?

That's doo doo baby.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss



I actually hope who ever it was got a great laugh out of it. I know I would have.

I think I've figured it out. Put on your tinfoil hats, this is going to be a doozie.

We all know women don't fart. It's physically impossible for them to do so, according to man-science.

So... what if! This is the first ever recorded incident of a female fart...

That's right, this may be why women have evolved not to fart. It would cause mass panick and medical concerns globally.

The reason that no one is claiming this is BECAUSE it was not a man's to claim!

Ponder this for a moment and I'm sure you'll all realize this is the only solution. Pray that this is not contagious or before you know it all our women-folk will be pooting they're asses off and we could face the extinction of humanity, if not our solar system.