You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: skunkape23
I issue a challenge.
Drink a six-pack, take a couple shots, then eat a whole bag of gummi-bears before you go to bed.
Get up at crack of dawn and ride a bicycle 4 or 5 miles.
If you can make it to home base with no need of changing your drawers, you win.

WAIT!---You mean you're supposed to wear pants when you ride a bike?

Pants keep my huge balls from getting caught in the chain and sprocket.

I speed read.
The first key words I caught were "insert testicle."
That painted a picture.
--Insert Lance Armstrong testicle joke HERE--

Two engineers were talking. One said, The other day, a beautiful coed rode her bike up to me, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want".

The other engineer said, "What did you do?"

The first engineer said, "I took the bike, of course. Her clothes wouldn't have fit."

Oh Hai!












Bye

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah. Right.

Like an Engineer is going to be able to ride a bike on a train.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

That post was so girly, it hurt my ovaries.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
That post was so girly, it hurt my ovaries.

More than that time I punched you in them?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Almost.

Ok, pickles are back on

a reply to: IAMTAT

Hard to tell at this point

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Or both, with a rapidly oscillating regularity.

The drill died so unfortunately no. I shoulda listened to DB and gone with the 12v.

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok, pickles are back on

I want the one the kid made for Billy Bob.

Um...sorry.

I better be good for awhile.

It amuses me that posts were removed for thread drift.

This thread has been drifting the whole time.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok, pickles are back on

I want the one the kid made for Billy Bob.

I'm not familiar with your family

originally posted by: In4ormant
I'm not familiar with your family

That makes two of us.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: In4ormant
I'm not familiar with your family

That makes two of us.

Might be the skirt