You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

He's big, loud and obnoxious, he also has a black belt in fart jokes, DBCowboy.

He's subversive and perversive and is likely to be a future recipient of the Darwin Award, IAMTAT.

And of course, Yours Truly, who's just a well-rounded jackass with a clearly demonstrated history of moronic behavior.

We are without a doubt the stupidest people on this site. We have collectively done more dumb things then all of you combined and, sadly for you, lived to tell about them. Each of our days is a quintessential example of what not to do and we have the mental scars to prove it. Don't believe us? Think you have what it takes to hang with the big boys (literally in DB's case)? Then come at us...

We are here, waiting to throat punch you with stupid. You've been warned.

The truth people, this is the truth.

Sounds like the kind of people that could give good advice on helmets and nut-cups!

Aka: People who are fun to drink with.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

First off, I just want to point out that you just stole my acceptance speech for the Oscars tomorrow night.

The only thing you missed what when I was going to ask Glenn Close to pull my finger when we read the nominations for "Most obvious boob shot in a feature film".

At last...A Serious Discussion On A Serious Topic.

I just flew in from Pittsburgh...and boy are my arms tired!




Hello?...Is this on?

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
The truth people, this is the truth.

I don't like getting throat punched. Muhwahaha. But, I have a house full of guns and a belly full of whiskey. Subtle difference between being an ATS Idiot ... and someone you might want to cross the street to avoid.

It's never too late for testosterone replacement therapy gauise.

Asparagus.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought this was fake news, but alas...

originally posted by: Lysergic
It's never too late for testosterone replacement therapy gauise.

As long as I can get it at Bed, Bath and Beyond. And in chocolate.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought this was fake news, but alas...

Spicer would welcome these idiots to any press conference.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.

That was my porn star name.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought this was fake news, but alas...

Did you know that if you rub Jake Tapper's (of CNN) belly, he falls asleep?

Same thing happens if you get mugged. Just rub their tum-tum and they nod right off.

originally posted by: Natas0114

Sounds like the kind of people that could give good advice on helmets and nut-cups!

DB got kicked off the high school football team for drinking beer from the nut cups.

He probably should have taken them off first.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.

That was my porn star name.

My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.

Vegan suppositories.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
I thought this was fake news, but alas...

Seriously? Have you missed like all of our posts?

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?

Amateurs. None of them:

• Got arrested
  
• Lost a digit
  
• Farted

originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
The truth people, this is the truth.

I don't like getting throat punched. Muhwahaha. But, I have a house full of guns and a belly full of whiskey. Subtle difference between being an ATS Idiot ... and someone you might want to cross the street to avoid.

You won't find an ATS idiot on the street or in public.

Not since the court order.