20 Images From A 1994 Scientology Handbook Are Certifiably Bananas

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColdWisdom

I don't even get that photo. What does it mean? Arguing with Obi-Wan Kenobi makes you want to do blow?

You're assuming that anyone in Scientology a, needs an excuse or b, doesn't do it anyway.

a reply to: TerryDon79

What? Argue with Obi-Wan?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TerryDon79

What? Argue with Obi-Wan?

Yes, that lol.

a reply to: ColdWisdom



Girl: When can I do once I graduate?

Woman: You can join Scientology and make some awful movies.

Girl: Yay?

The new high tech imaging used on the soon to be released film "Battlefield Earth 2: When Scientologists attack".

originally posted by: Bigburgh
That's your question? LoL.
And not the murder scene photo in the background.

I get murder. That one's easy.

I don't get how arguing with a Jedi Master makes you want to go skiing.

Standing Man: This is how baby Xenu's are made.

Reality..


Expecttations..

Some more😉



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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's and old Scientol... I mean Jedi Mind Trick.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Whoa thanks for the fresh upload!

originally posted by: Bigburgh

'Who would like to be the first to kick this Frenchman in the nuggets?'

a reply to: Bigburgh

Okay, you've all finally convinced me. Scientologists are clearly from another planet, therefore there might be something to this Lord Xenu claim.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Xanu Na Nu Aproves!

a reply to: ColdWisdom

Youre welcome. I added 2 more post edit🤗

Hey Ryan.
Yes Colin.


Colin: what comes to mind, when you want to spend a lot of money on a 75 million year old cult.
Ryan: I don't know, Scientology's biscuit size audio tapes.

No need to add to this one. It kinda writes itself.

a reply to: JollyAll

Thanks for reviving this thread, I forgot how funny it was and while you're at it tell that dwarf Miscavige we all said 'hi'.