Presidential Debate LITE version with Waldorf and Statler

originally posted by: In4ormant
The wine has been poured from bottle 2. I shall join this party and provide the dip.

The dips will be on the debate stage.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: In4ormant
The wine has been poured from bottle 2. I shall join this party and provide the dip.

The dips will be on the debate stage.

And here as well by bottle 3

Detroit has cheap real estate, but you could die, sounds awesome.

So I am thinking about when i have to take a sip of Vino during the debate, each mention of the wall? Or every cough?

Talk to me.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
So I am thinking about when i have to take a sip of Vino during the debate, each mention of the wall? Or every cough?

Yes.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Detroit has cheap real estate, but you could die, sounds awesome.

So I am thinking about when i have to take a sip of Vino during the debate, each mention of the wall? Or every cough?

Talk to me.

Everytime Trump says amazing, unbelievable or believe me.

a reply to: In4ormant

We are bi-partisan here,, we need to add a couple of more Hilarisms to make it even stevens.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Every time she does that up and down cadence when she shout/talks.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: In4ormant

We are bi-partisan here,, we need to add a couple of more Hilarisms to make it even stevens.

Hillary laughs?

originally posted by: In4ormant
Hillary laughs?

You meant cackle, right?

I have a Chairman Mao Pant suit suit on, and have put on MAX FACTOR orange 10 foundation, so I am good to go for 9pm!

I just had my Mexicans make taco salads for everyone over to watch the debate.

Im drinking regardless. This is going to be a hate crime and a comedy rolled up into an immigration burrito.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I have a Chairman Mao Pant suit suit on, and have put on MAX FACTOR orange 10 foundation, so I am good to go for 9pm!

Wow. Look out Mr. Zazz, someone is looking sooper seksy tonight.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: In4ormant
Hillary laughs?

You meant cackle, right?

Yes, yes I do

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I peroxided Mr Zazzs' hair to straw yellow and did a Tsunami sized comb over to help him settle in to the theme.

We are the cutest couple on my street tonight, I swear.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I peroxided Mr Zazzs' hair to straw yellow and did a Tsunami sized comb over to help him settle in to the theme.

We are the cutest couple on my street tonight, I swear.

Hopefully when you blow the eventual fuse he can heave you romantically into the bed like a sack of potatoes.

Then you can pop back on here a few hours later and pretend you had the sniffles or something.

originally posted by: In4ormant
Im drinking regardless. This is going to be a hate crime and a comedy rolled up into an immigration burrito.

I was going with circus train hitting a bus full of special needs kids and igniting a tire fire, but I like your take better.
I do like a good burrito...almost as much as this taco salad. Ole!

originally posted by: the owlbear

originally posted by: In4ormant
Im drinking regardless. This is going to be a hate crime and a comedy rolled up into an immigration burrito.

I was going with circus train hitting a bus full of special needs kids and igniting a tire fire, but I like your take better.
I do like a good burrito...almost as much as this taco salad. Ole!

Theres gonna be room for more than one disaster, we shall bring yours along as well

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm worried if I leave him to watch it on his own, he may develop a deep crush on our Madame Secretary, so I am staying put in my arm chair.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I'm worried if I leave him to watch it on his own, he may develop a deep crush on our Madame Secretary...

Last time I checked her out that was a distinct possibility. She's smokin'.