I'm just an ordinary guy. Don't ask me anything.

a reply to: Skid Mark

There's so so much sanity in this OP! Holy tolito batman, this can't be!

a reply to: Sargeras
Sure thing. I'll bring my boom stick.

a reply to: HUMBLEONE
You make getting older sound like fun. Is it really all that bad?

a reply to: 1984hasarrived
How many clowns can you cram into an average sized sedan?

a reply to: Domo1
That reminds me of my old chat days. Male, 43, planet Earth. What does bb mean?

a reply to: IAMTAT
It might. A mod came in and contributed so that may be a good sign.

a reply to: YachiruKusajishi
I have no idea at all. I've never actually thought of it.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Same.

In fact, the older I get the less I know for sure.

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say day gonna beat dem Saints?

Do spiders dream when they sleep?

And whycome my mouse jumps to the corners of my screen?

Do you like irony? I no like irony because I always burn my fingers when doing my collars!

originally posted by: rickymouse
Why did you start this thread. Sorry, scrap that question, I am not supposed to ask.

this is general chit chat, it ls in the right forum.
this is a refreshing thread for so many reasons.

he who speaks does not know, he who knows does not speak.

those people like Icke, who i despise, claim to have 'knowledge' of inner workings of ufo and government but no one asks, how or where did you obtain this info. or what authority do you have in certain topics besides intuition and a lot of failed science fiction novels by obscure writers who weren't good enough to write for mainstream so they make their stuff up to generate a profit. like scientoloy.... or brainwave machines on the moon. or hollow earth or inter galactic space program with space officers...


the OP knows none of that, which leads me to believe he knows enough to see frauds and liars.
ok, maybe im stretching the purpose of this thread a little

a reply to: Skid Mark

Well at least you were honest about it. I'll go back to my corner now.

a reply to: Sourcery
This should help. Enjoy!


a reply to: kosmicjack
I know the feeling well.


a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
Do they really sleep?
Because it wants to.
Irony is good for the blood.

I Use To Think I Was An Average Guy Too...
Then I Found $20.00 USD Out On Street. Now I'm A Guy With Purpose...
Must... Spend.. Twenty... Soon...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: HUMBLEONE

What? They don't have prostitutes where you live?

She might have a disease and my immune system isn't as good as it used to be. You know, come to think of it, sex is very dangerous. Its like Russian roulette with your genitals. You could catch a disease. You might have to pay twenty years of child support and be forced to live in a box and wash your underwear in the bathroom sink of some crappy public rest room. No thanks. Sex is very, very, very, very.... dangerous.

Sounds like the same cover they gave me.

In Alphabet Agent school.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: Sourcery
This should help. Enjoy!

a reply to: kosmicjack
I know the feeling well.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
Do they really sleep?
Because it wants to.
Irony is good for the blood.

I laughed so hard my sides hurt! You ROCK man!

Skid Mark your a genius this is the greatest thread ever!

You're actually doing a better job of answering then several recent AMAs. Good job.

originally posted by: YachiruKusajishi
If you clone yourself and the have sex with that clone is it masturbation or incest?

LMAO sorry that always gets interesting answers when posed.

Now that is a thread in and of itself!

I'm in the same boat.

Just not much here to share.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Still makes more sense than the threads which were the cause of this one. Well done, well done. Or maybe it was just so poorly done in the past that my thread scale is out-o-whack

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: chr0naut
I don't know how I could do that. Wait, you've never seen me on TV or the news.

If I worked for an alphabet agency, I'm sure I would have seen you on TV.

... always watching...

(Yawn).

No burnin' down the house please. Or Shed!!

Aha, I knew I'd find you somewhere and here you are.