I really am monumentally bored right now.

a reply to: nonspecific

This is scary, how did you know I had a van? I could have had a pick-up. As you may well know, my van has no seating room in the back. My dog and my wife have a designated place where they sit.

a reply to: nonspecific

Lol, ATS is born of Swindon with a chav-like personal plate.
You are #ed mate, your door is the first to be kicked in

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: nonspecific

originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: WeRpeons

Kitchen stuff lol
...okay

Lets see a picture of the back of your van then

I recon I know exactly what it looks like....

Lol, the back of my van is an organised mess...I know where everything is, but it is a messy looking #hole!
So what?

I was on a job a little while ago and the client(property developer) asked why I was there when he could have done what I was doing and saved himself a days labour.

"So you know that the only pz3 bit on the van is in the passenger cup holder do you?"

"You know that the coach bolts that you need to finish the job are in a tray towards the back of his van under a load of red rawl plugs then I take it?

" and good luck finding that new pack of grinding disks 'cause he he doesn't have a clue"

My mate looked him square in the eye and said "Yeah you can't argue that mate, it's my van but I'm #ed if I know where anything is on it, It would cost more in running back and forth to the builders merchants than it would to give him a day rate."

I offered to go home but the client decided to pay me for my services and drank lots of coffee.

a reply to: nonspecific

Dead Pool and ironing...juxtaposing boredom with a great movie.

originally posted by: nonspecific
"So you know that the only pz3 bit on the van is in the passenger cup holder do you?"

"You know that the coach bolts that you need to finish the job are in a tray towards the back of his van under a load of red rawl plugs then I take it?

Hahaha true!
Brilliant, and true!

originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: nonspecific

Dead Pool and ironing...juxtaposing boredom with a great movie.

Given that this thread has no point and you are ironing have you ever seen this film?

I spent 20 years trying to find it again and was pleasantly suprised at how well it stood the test of time for such a low grade movie?

a reply to: nonspecific

go to a strip club, hands off

get drunk, dont drive

eat something awesome and awful

masterbate

basically do something sinful you will have to lie about later


lolololol

a reply to: tadaman

Those aren't in order, are they?
All good ideas...

OP do NOT, I repeat do NOT lie!!!!!

LOL

You COULD, if you have any energy left after the above, color coordinate all of your clothes...
Thank me later!

originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: nonspecific

go to a strip club, hands off

get drunk, dont drive

eat something awesome and awful

masterbate

basically do something sinful you will have to lie about later


lolololol

Never been a fan of strippers myself.

Got drunk, don't drive.

Got some blue cheese and digestive biscuits(It's an English thing but good)

Did that this morning and getting old.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: tadaman

Those aren't in order, are they?
All good ideas...

OP do NOT, I repeat do NOT lie!!!!!

LOL

You COULD, if you have any energy left after the above, color coordinate all of your clothes...
Thank me later!

" I CAN'T LIE!!!!!!!"

Insert image of Jim Carey in liar liar

a reply to: nonspecific

I go through the boredom thing a lot. It's not as if I don't have anything to do now and then, I have plenty to do all of the time. Maybe my brain becomes overloaded from excessive thought activity and goes into a holding pattern for a while.

There's one thing you can be sure of and this is at any given time boredom has plenty of company.

originally posted by: tweetie
a reply to: nonspecific

I go through the boredom thing a lot. It's not as if I don't have anything to do now and then, I have plenty to do all of the time. Maybe my brain becomes overloaded from excessive thought activity and goes into a holding pattern for a while.

There's one thing you can be sure of and this is at any given time boredom has plenty of company.

a reply to: Quantum12

Lol, your cabinets must really be in disarray if you're that desperate. lol

originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: nonspecific

masterbate

You know you're bored when this here loses it's fun.

Yeah it's from a song....but very true for me

a reply to: WeRpeons

LOL
Before

After I saw your neatness!

*a better choice

Nonspecific Emergency on aisle 3!!!

We have an ATS member who's bored and needs a rabbit hole to fall down!!

I suggest we post our favorite rabbit holes and let him pick?
O_oooo where to start?