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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy
Klondike bar? Not much. Bottle of Bourbon? I would vote for Trump and Clinton.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
It'd have to be a really big bottle of expensive bourbon for me to vote for. . . to vote for. . . .
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
It'd have to be a really big bottle of expensive bourbon for me to vote for. . . to vote for. . . .
I intend on sipping it slowly over the course of 4-5 minutes and then using the empty bottle to beat them severely about the head an neck.
originally posted by: dogstar23
a reply to: DBCowboy
Ah, solid entertainment. The yoga pants at WalMart is a great one. Hilariously awful visual (I mean, I'm assuming you're not one of "The 100" (meaning the 100 women who would be licensed to wear yoga pants if I was forced to be emperor), though you'd just blend in with the rest. I sometimes go into WalMart wearing clothes that fit me just to be "different."
What would I do for a Klondike bar?...I would gaze at the formidable tuft of hair that sticks out from my older (female) neighbor's butt-crack while she's gardening for 4 seconds (my current record is 2 seconds.)
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Kali74
Stick with sweats, yoga pants won't fall down.
I recommend he gets the see through Lulu Lemon ones.
originally posted by: Lazarus Short
I would do NOTHING for a Klondike bar. Or a box of them.