Its 2095. Its been 79 years since the former Republic had an election in which they voted Trump into power.
After extensive Executive Orders and prolonged Nuclear War, President Trump indefinitely seized power of the presidency and declared the United States
to be an Empire and he the Emperor.
With the arms of the Empire stretching out around the globe like an octopus squeezing its prey, the limitations where limitless.
Trump replaced all major organs and bones with synthetic cyber parts which where readily available to the ultra elite for a premium.
Trump, rejuvenated and back at the helm of the unfolding colonization project happening on the Moon and Mars...
Mother Ship IIV, 1,300 miles off of Mars. In Orbit.
GENERAL SPACH
My Lord, the food processing plant is back to fully functional in Sector 9.
The first deliveries will be ready for dispersal by 0010 tomorrow.
EMPEROR TRUMP
Excellent, General. Great.
I don't want any f### ups on this, we've got 11 million people living in Sector 9 that paid good money to be here.
Make sure its fixed.
GENERAL SPACH
Yes my lord, it will be done.
EMPEROR TRUMP
Have all from the contact list been removed from Earth yet? Where are we with that?
General Spach whips around and barks into a transmitter on the console
GENERAL SPACH
Get Commander Grinblock in here ASAP.
My Lord, Commander Grinblock has new information on the progress.
COMMANDER GRINBLOCK
My lord, sir. the list of people to be evacuated from Earth have now been removed from Earth as planned sir.
We now have successfully transplanted 900,000,000 people, sir.
EMPEROR TRUMP
Good. Great.
No, that's good, really. Good.
Ok!
Change of plans, lets take this ship back to Earth.
General...
GENERAL SPACH
But sir, I don't understand, what about the ceremony tomorrow?
EMPEROR TRUMP
Yeah, so? We'll come back here tomorrow, whatever. Why?
Anyways, I want to deliver a little message to those losers left on Earth.
GENERAL SPACH
Sir?
EMPEROR TRUMP
Warm up the mega laser conductor, full power, 5,000 mile radius beam setting.
edit on 14-1-2016 by EmmanuelGoldstein because: (no reason given)