Your rude horoscope

originally posted by: Reverbs
a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Oh yea?!

I discovered a crab that eats cats.

www.wired.com...

Not that that necessarily means it could defeat a tigorpion.

Still.. What an intense crab. In Crabrabbit form it would put up a good fight.

Especially since that thing doesn't blow fire.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Gross
hate when crabs remind me of gross huge spiders!!!

The onions horoscopes have made me laugh so much a little bit of wee came out.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

lol..

Well I am a Fire Tiger..

Crabbit keeps popping in my head. I wonder how scary a crab that jumps around is?

There was this spider like a tarantula in my house. and instead of crawling it lept into the air about 1 foot and forward about 1.5 feet.. Sooo crazy scary.. bounce bounce bounce right at me, jump out the way and it's already coming back at me from behind jump jump jump... Gawd...

I'm really a lovely cute kitten.

a reply to: Reverbs

Wood tiger here.

a reply to: boymonkey74

‘Beware of the Tiger’
do not feed, touch, poke, prod, tease, pester, annoy, torment, worry, irk, harass, disturb or bother these animals on top of
warning tigers spray to mark they territory and see you as a piece of meet

I should have known u are one (same here)

a reply to: Layaly

Spiders are gross, imo.

originally posted by: Reverbs
There was this spider like a tarantula in my house. and instead of crawling it lept into the air about 1 foot and forward about 1.5 feet.. Sooo crazy scary.. bounce bounce bounce right at me, jump out the way and it's already coming back at me from behind jump jump jump... Gawd...

I hope you killed it.

a reply to: WakeUpBeer

Dude...

It was not freaking easy either.

We tried at first to catch it but it was insanely fast it took it about 1.5 seconds to get across a bedroom sized area. And it wouldn't just come back at the same angle it would get behind a chair and come around the other side... And the mother F wouldn't stop attacking us.

What spider does that? Jump Jump Jump..

"It's behind you!!"

eF!! ok where is it where is it???

Yea we armed three people and eventually one of us got a clear hit. but even then it came back at us again. I couldn't believe how strong the thing was. I also didn't think we had tarantulas in North Carolina. especially big ass ones that jump?

I sometimes still have dreams about it. I'm not convinced it's a real spider.. Like how??
Damn..

I look into google and there are rumors of jumping tarantulas but they say it is a myth.. Especially the North American spiders can't do it??
Umm.. Whatever it was YES it could jump. it was about like my hand size. every time it jumped all it's legs went straight out to the sides.

a reply to: Reverbs

www.buzzfeed.com...

a reply to: Layaly

sorry for thread drift.


"Cancers have the vast majority of criminals among all the zodiac signs and is also very violent"

"Cancers are mostly passion killers .They kill almost normally and leave some distinguishing marks on the body of their victims to sign their crime . "

"According to the website of FBI, Cancers are the most dangerous criminals of all signs"


haha

yikes

a reply to: Reverbs

The quote
Don't try to figure it out
I am special kind of twisted

My honest comments:

"Virgo
You are there logical type and hate disorder. Your s*** picking attitude is sickening to your co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ****ing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. "

Could I be a lady pimp? Is there even such a thing as a female pimp?? I'm glad to know that the reason I'm always so cold and unemotional is because I'm a Virgo.. I was honestly worried it was because of something I did but nope it's just my zodiac sign trying to mess up my life.

" VIRGO: The Virgin

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now.
Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to
forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to
please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. "

Well.. I always wondered why I had to hold the door open for my boyfriends or cat called boys. I'm glad my zodiac sign is the reason why I'm so loud all the time. Now, about that freak in the bed part.. I can only wink to that one.

"Earth Signs are Capricorn , Virgo and Taurus This category criminals arrested almost normally . Taurus is the most temperamental and therefore dangerous, Virgo is also usually heavily armed , while the criminal record of a Capricorn has a bit of everything . "

So.. Is this a bad time to mention that I'm a weapons collector and that I always have at least 2 weapons on me no matter where I am?

" while Virgos are usually burglars or hackers "

I really don't know my way around the computer so hacking is way out of my league but hey being a burglar is still open!

a reply to: WarriorKitten


what in the world ?!??? that was the most hilarious reply

Enough of your signs. Let's hear more about Aquarius

a reply to: AquaAscending

I'm aqaurius rising.

Are you humanitarian or are you giving up on the water bearer. ??



Aquarius

They are usually high-strung, and their nerves are generally overwrought. This people often lose control and then say or do things that they bitterly regret later.

They are generally very active for the public good, and often give all they have to relieve the distress of others.

They are good thinkers, and are very successful when it comes to debate and argument, and difficult to convince.

If people born in this sign manage overcame their sensitiveness and developed their will-power, there is no position they would not be able to attain. They are usually successful in some large sphere of action, where they can feel their responsibilities for others. As an idealist AQUARIANS would like to see that everybody is happy and their ambition is to do something important and meaningful.

a reply to: AquaAscending


The New Age or the Aquarian Age & World Government (2000-2160) there will be plenty of you

The famous song on Aquarian Age states thus
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars!

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

All freethinkers are excited about the New Aquarian Age where Wisdom will blossom and importance will be on Self development, Self Transformation, Self Realisation & Self Actualisation. Gone are the days of dogma & Blind Faith. Personal transformation will result in Planetary Transformation !

www.redicecreations.com...

a reply to: Layaly

Aquarian age is also in danger of hijack by central powers that sound good....

I'm un hijacking it at every level.

This is my land. For everyone.

It's my life's mission.

I won't die unsuccessful.



I will rest easy as I die knowing humanity is better than when I was born.

a reply to: Reverbs

shhh... we love you too

a reply to: Layaly

I'm too cute
I'm just a babe.
A little cub love wrestling warmth into our hearts with my warm thick paws.

And I love all of you guys.

a reply to: Reverbs

I am a Cancer. And I would passionately and violently murder the devil spider from your story. Thanks for sharing.. Seriously creeped me the hell out.

Nice pic too. (Giant crab man)

@Layaly sorry for helping go off topic. Spiders are just too evil to ignore.