Why do people find the word "poop" to be cute?

I can't think of any more puns. I'm pooped out.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I can't think of any more puns. I'm pooped out.

Me too.... I've got to runs...

a reply to: butcherguy

That was a crappy joke.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: butcherguy

That was a crappy joke.

It was all I had left in me.

I think you're both being a little anal over this whole thread so I lighten it up for you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Hermaphrodite with an android?

A: A Hemorrhoid.

From my personal experience those who do not like to swear or are not aloud to swear turn to the words crap and poop. Just my personal observation.


💩 I prefer the poopy emoji myself....



a reply to: lamplighters

a reply to: Sublimecraft
I love it. You keep soldiering on, doing your doody.

If THIS is what grinds your gears OP, it's best you don't leave the relative safety of your bedroom. Sadly though, you might need to go poop - so be careful.

a reply to: kosmicjack
It looks like your avatar just figured out that she has 'space diarrhea' .

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
I think you're both being a little anal over this whole thread so I lighten it up for you.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Hermaphrodite with an android?

A: A Hemorrhoid.

Is an "asteroid" a space hemorrhoid?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't be pootin us on now...

a reply to: butcherguy

She does look surprised....never trust a toot.

originally posted by: EternalSolace
a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't be pootin us on now...

Vladimir Pootin?

Isn't he some Russian guy?


But back on topic, if you have trouble pooping, you might wind up with asphalt.

a reply to: misskat1

I prefer the catholic version: "You're a rotten child and that's concentrated evil coming out the rear of you."

a reply to: lamplighters

well, everybody poops.

Poop is actually a pretty polite word to use for going #2. What do you want adults to say? S#!t? crap? how are those words any better? Guys find potty humor funny. And when you hang out with guys a lot, it kind of tends to start to rub off on you. Yeah, it's a bit immature--but whatever.

It is funny: "i was in the bathroom i pooped a little then i went outside, and " BECAUSE it's stupid!

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originally posted by: Revolution9
a reply to: lamplighters

One orifice of the human body is inextinguishable from another these days!

I really don't know if the misused word was deliberate or not, but it conjured up such a picture

OP - I agree, I'd prefer it someone just came straight out and said defecate, crap or the dreaded s**t but I'd always prefer plain speaking in any situation.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Sublimecraft
All I gotta say is thank God there are no Klingons.

There it is. THAT'S the one I have been waiting for.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Doing your doody. Awwww come on now.

Now when I was a kid my parents used the term 'grunt' both as a noun and as the verb. This came from my father who picked up the word in the jungles of New Guinea during the war. They got the term from the sounds their mates made off in the bush after eating their undigested rations.

Well, come to school and the first grade teacher is reading us a story and up comes the regular word 'grunt' as in, 'he didn't want to walk up the stairs so he grunted all the way up', and I exploded with laughter and earned my first trip to the principle.

Being the mom of two young boys who can't make it through a day without laughing about at least a fart, I had something to say.

Instead I laughed my a** off and completely lost my train of thought. I wanted to say thanks for that to a certain few posters with their string of cracks. It's the hardest I've laughed in awhile for some reason! Maybe the boys have rubbed off on me.

OP, give some people a break sometimes. I agree with the dumbing down of people and it's not a pretty sight. Sometimes people are so immersed in their kids it bleeds over. I think I typed tummy in a post the other day, I have tested with an above average IQ, but things stick when you are with kids 24/7.