The General Conspiracies Poll

So you think you're the real deal Conspiracy Theorist, huh?

Rules are simple:

For every statement you agree with, add one (1) point.
Post your total score at the end to see how you compare.
Shills? Welcome to paradise. GOOD LUCK!



1. Building 7 and the twin towers fell in free fall.as a result of controlled demolitions.
2. Nazi's themselves set the Reichstag fire, and then blamed it on Polish men.
3. It was the Olympic and not the Titanic that sank on April 15th 1912.
4. The Secret Service murdered Lincoln, and on the day he signed for them.
5. The Secret Service murdered John F Kennedy, to prevent him from ending the Fed.

6. The Federal Reserve is a very corrupt and criminal institution.
7 “Nayirah’s” testimony about Iraqi soldiers pulling Kuwaiti babies from incubators was a hoax.
8. The RMS Lusitania was intentionally sent to be fired upon to gain American support for the war.
9. The Boston Marathon was a staged event with crisis actors.
10. The Sandy Hook shooting was a staged event with crisis actors.

11. Paul Is Dead, Apple Corporation was made in Paul McCartney’s memory. A Paul Corp.
12. COINTELPRO agents misdirect and discredit U.S. activists and their activities.
13. Recessions and Depressions are ploys by those with money to get more money.
14. Wars = Profit$.
15. Republicans and Democrats give the illusion of choice, but we really don’t have a choice.

16. American police have killed more Americans than “terrorists”, Iraqi’s and Afghani’s combined.
17. War Hawks having been trying since the 80’s to start WWIII.
18. Tesla was ruined by Edison and others for malicious reasons.
19. Great Britain started World War 1 by blockading the entire North Sea.
20. Gulf of Tonkin was a farce to fuel American support for the Vietnam War.

21. The USS Maine was sabotaged by her own financiers to kick start the Spanish American War.
22. Larry Silverstein helped plan and/or execute 9/11.
23. TWA Flight 800 en route to Paris was shot down by a missile over Long Island Sound.
24. Nazi Leaders became global leaders before the end of World War 2.
25. The Aurora (Batman/Theater) Shooting’s James Holmes was a patsy.

26. Alberto Nisman did not commit suicide but was murdered.
27. Flight MH17 was shot down by rich, multi-nationalists to escalate tensions in Ukraine.
28. The Tuskegee Syphilis Study thoroughly disgusted you.
29. The Charlie Hebdo shootings in Paris was a staged events and a hoax.
30. It’s ironic there’s nobody behind the politicians in their Paris Solidarity March Photo.

31. Two large drones (737’s) or similar were what really hit the twin towers.
32. Halliburton made a lot of money rebuilding Iraq.
33. Osama Bin Laden is Barack Hussein Obama
34. Islam means peace.
35. Hitler and Eva Braun escaped from Germany and landed in Argentina 6 months later.

36. Charles Lindbergh’s son was murdered in order to coax him into being a war advocate.
37. Somebody has been hung in the VHS version of the Wizard of Oz.
38. The New World Order’s goal is to maintain the Old World Order.
39. Bohemian Grove is a “upscale” party with human sacrifices.
40. The South Korea Ferry “accident” was used to quickly change Prime Ministers.

41. Princess Diana was killed by MI6
42. The Buenos Aires AMIA Bombing was a false flag event.
43. The Israel Embassy Bombing in Buenos Aires was a false flag event.
44. Chernobyl was no accident but an attack on nuclear power. (Inside job)
45. Pan AM flight 103 was a false flag event.

46. The London Subway bombing was a false flag event.
47. The Madrid Subway bombing was a false flag event.
48. The 93’ World Trade Center bombing was a false flag event
49. The Oklahoma City Bombing was a false flag event.
50.The CIA watched North Koreans invade on June 23rd, 1950, and did nothing.

51. Free Masons: 33 degrees do not make a full circle.
52. The Waco “biker brawl” was a government massacre.
53. The Mafia works with the CIA, politicians and the biggest businesses in the world.
54. Marie Antoinette had a child in the 9 months between her and her husband’s death.
55. Hillary Clinton will be elected out of sheer idiocracy in this country.

56. Everlasting Light Bulbs exist, and have for some time now.
57. The War on Terror has been fabricated for US support in invading any M.E. country.
58. The Moon Landings were a Hoax.
59. The Mars Rovers are currently where the Aral Sea used to be, in Asia.
60. Eric Holder cancelled a Police Academy graduation speech out of fear of arrest.

61. Indian Ocean Tsunami 2004 ‘s nuclear giga-blast site was at 4°59'53.79"N 94°31'26.21"E.
62. MK-ULTRA was not fully exposed by the Rockefeller Commission. Not even close.
63. Operation Mockingbird proves the CIA makes Hollywood propaganda.
64. Watergate came as no surprise to you. (Or wouldn’t have if you’d been alive)
65. Pearl Harbor was not warned (US let it happen) to draw public support for war.

66. Fluoride in water dumbs down mice when they drink it.
67. Fukushima emitted less radiation than the 720+ nuclear weapons tested in the South Pacific.
68. Coca Cola is still made with a coc aine extract. Pepsi is too.
69. Asbestos causes cancer and this fact was known well before it became official.
70. Casinos pump scented chemical in their air conditioning to encourage gambling.

71. Autism is primarily caused by vaccines, as are a variety of other illnesses.
72. The Ebola scare netted pharmaceutical companies billions in vaccine profit.
73. The Flu Vaccine doubles your chances of getting the flu.
74. Monsanto is evil, and not just for creating Agent Orange.
75. Ancient human history as taught in U.S. schools today is… wrong.

76. The Bible, the Qur'an, the Vedas, and Greek Mythology all come from Sumeria.
77. 40 days and 40 nights of global rain really happened.
78. There is a global grid on which most known major ancient sites were built. (Carl Munck)
79. Lloyd Pye was right about the “transformation” into Cro-Magnon as opposed to transition.
80. There are underwater "Egyptian"-style structures off the coast of Cuba. Even a bigger Sphinx.

81. The Radian was used to build the Kukulkan,Tikal, Giza, and Teotihuacan Pyramids.
82. The people who built Stonehenge had GPS.
83. The pyramids all over Earth were once fully functioning power plants.
84. Sodom (Sidon) and Gomorrah were nuked with nuclear weapons.
85. Nibiru (Hebrew) the Crossing Planet X causes pole shifts and ice ages.

86. The ruins on Mars could provide shelter for the first colonists that land there.
87. Atlantis, Mu and Kumari Kandam were real empires of 13,000 years ago.
88. Pre-Pigs + Pre-chimpanzees + X = Humans
89. The face on Mars is a real monument.
90. The Nazca Lines are billboards.

91. The Inner Asteroid Belt was created in a collision involving the Earth.
92. The story of Adam and Eve was very much metaphorical
93. Wars amongst the Gods are just metaphors for the ancient planetary collisions.
94. Man-kind once thrived in Antarctica.
95. The Bosnian Pyramids are even bigger than the ones in Giza.

96. All black athletes are like weapons, according to sports announcers.
97. The War on Drugs is intended to create and control the illegal drug market, for profits.
98. There are several ancient pyramids in China
99. There were no clones in the movie The Prestige.
100. The 27 Club with Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix, etc is real.

a reply to: mikemars261

101. Flight MH370 over the Indian Ocean was a false flag event.
102. Your news is often watered down to contain very little detail and/or no sources.
103. The 1919 Black Sox conspiracy proves sports can be rigged.
104. Peyton Manning threw Super Bowl ‘14. Manny Rameriez was not to blame.
105. The NFL referees help sway big money games.

106. Aaron Hernandez was given unfair publicity before his trial.
107. The Charlie Hebdo Cartoon is clearly a jab to instigate tensions between religions.
108. Shia Lebeouf’s behavior indicates that he would score very high on this test.
109. Alanis Morissettes song actually is ironic, if you think about it.
110. Presidents must win CNN’s favor before worrying about America’s favor.

111. Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams have a severely limited freedom of speech.
112. I don’t trust anybody in a Slash costume.
113. It costs 11 cents an hour now to live in the United States.
114. The Mainstream Media deliberately deceives Americans, particularly Fox, CBS and CNN.
115. The Mainstream Media instigates tensions to promote violence.

116. Global Warming is a naturally occurring phenomena.
117. Earth’s magnetic poles will shift in the next 100 years.
118. The NBA referees helps sway big money games.
119. The Kids from the Magic School Bus grew up to be Planeteers.
120. The Planeteers grew up to be Power Rangers.

121. The newer Stars Wars trilogy actually had more outside influence than the original.
122. The Trade Federation landing on the wrong side of Naboo is suspicious.
123. Wrestling is Fake
124. Conspiracy Theorists aren’t actually a danger to society.
125. Operation Ajax proves greedy men will stop at nothing.

126. Chelsea Manning never wanted to be a girl.
127. The Business Plot had already succeeded well before it was brought to light.
128. A Shadow Government has been at the helm in the U.S. since before 9/11.
129. The CIA assassinates a lot of people. (Church Committee)
130. Karen Silkwood, labor union activist, was murdered.

131.The Iran-Contra Affair proves the government makes shady deals.
132. The CIA were caught smuggling drugs on August 23, 1987, in Arkansas.
133. Super Storm Sandy donations went mostly to wealthy property owners.
134 Jewish artillery officer Alfred Dreyfus was wrongfully convicted of treason.
135. Grant Morrison’s traffic stop shooting was pre-meditated murder.

136. Cliven Bundy has been given a bad image for obvious reasons.
137. Federal really means “In the King’s Possession” here in America.
138. ISIS was made by America, for America, to fight against America.
139. The IRS keeps flawless records of everyone but themselves.
140. The 2 reporters shot on live TV was a staged hoax.

141. Corporations are sucking all the water from California.
142. The Charleston Church shooting was a hoax.
143. James Holmes never spoke freely at his own trial.
144. The Syrian refugee problem was caused by the U.S., Saudi Arabia and Isreal.
145. Tupac was right all along, the Illuminati Is real.

146. You will never know what was in Hillary Clinton’s e-mails, not the damning stuff anyway.
147. The intent of the 2nd Amendment was to allow civilians to keep up with Government arms.
148. Caitlyn Jenner does not deserve nearly as much credit..
149. Hurricane Katrina’s response time and rescue efforts were sub-par.
150. American Police are trying to start a second American civil war.

i only scored about 11

And to be fair even at that some of the thing I was scoring for were about the trade federations landing on Naboo so my score is probably even lower than that.

22, here

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Only about 11 have been proven true so far. Means you are level-headed and don't jump to conclusions. Nicely done.

33.

10 for me.

a reply to: RogueWave

Nice! You must be under the age of 65.

a reply to: mikemars261

You must be under the age of whatever age it is that you don't get the joke if you are under it.

a reply to: mikemars261

I got as far as

4. The Secret Service murdered Lincoln, and on the day he signed for them.

before face palming. The secret service didn't EXIST in the time of Lincoln. Anyone who believes this conspiracy theory is dumb.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Face palm, he created them.

a reply to: mikemars261

Not to protect the President though. Plus he created them the SAME day he was assassinated. That is a VERY short turn-around time frame to be established, become infiltrated by nefarious interests, plot an assassination attempt, then carry it out. Add in the fact that the Secret Service of Lincoln's time would have no business being anywhere NEAR him during the play he was shot at and you are looking at a very shaky and dumb conspiracy theory.

ABRAH AM LINCOLN ESTABLISHED THE SECRET SERVICE ON THE DAY HE WAS SHOT BY JOHN WILKES BOOTH

Unfortunately, even had the organization been instituted earlier, it wouldn’t have helped. The Secret Service in the beginning had no part in protecting the President, but rather were tasked with cutting down on the amazing amount of counterfeit money circulated in the United States at the time (hence why until March of 2003 they were a branch of the U.S. Department of the Treasury). It is estimated that about 1/3 of the U.S. currency in circulation was counterfeit when Lincoln signed the piece of legislature that would establish the Secret Service.

So saying that the secret service didn't exist during Lincoln's Presidency is true. I stand by my original statement.

a reply to: Krazysh0t
Face palm. ..Lincoln didn't exist. The OP forgot no. 151

I scored an 11 by the way. Most of those are just silly or distortions of facts.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Yeah. The very same day. Don't you have some other thread to make dumb comments in... "The secret service didn't even EXIST" just a moment ago. Did you take back your face Palm or is it still stinging?

a reply to: mikemars261

Nah, there is plenty of face palming to go around with your plethora of silly conspiracy theories you listed in the OP.

By the way, being a Conspiracy theorist isn't ABOUT believing the most Conspiracy theories or even the most outlandish ones. Being a conspiracy theorist means being able to honestly question the account being given to you of how events went down. That includes mainstream AND alternative accounts.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Stick around and maybe you'll learn even more today.

I didn't even take the poll because the whole premise is non-sensical.

a reply to: mikemars261

Nah, I'm not looking to hang around and debunk your 100+ conspiracy theories. That is tedious.

a reply to: Krazysh0t

I'm sure 145 and 148 will be fun to cover.

150 items listed and a good measure of them end up as more an opinion not a conspiracy.