David Cameron Has White Snot

I'll put this in Chit Chat because I'm sure there is a reasonable everyday explanation.

Unfortunately I can't link the video, it seems to have disappeared, but occasionally someone says "Yes, I saw that video."

It was a clip from a BBC broadcast from within parliament. David, or Crackhead as his friends affectionately call him, was holding forth with his usual Bullingdon bull.

He said, "...shot, as they were crawling away..." As he spoke he turned his crackhead for theatrical emphasis.

Unfortunately the sudden movement loosened a lump of white snot from within his privileged, nasty, nostril.

As it fell to the ground in full view of the BBC television cameras his astute and possible enhanced eye caught it in it's glorious descent.

His shoulders slumped and his posh suit appeared to deflate slightly.

Can anyone tell what it may have been? An example of his angelic superiority perhaps?

I'm wondering now if I should have put this in the medical forum. It's a jolly rum case.

Cocaine, yeah I am going with coc aine.

a reply to: Kester

I don't like the dude but maybe it was just a bogey.

Most likely a couple grams from the previous nights hooker party.


It's become apparent to me recently that due to using my actual government name, I am best to say allegedly after every accusation...

No matter how absolute I may feel such an asseveration is.



He is a coke head... Allegedly.

a reply to: Kester

Are you sure it didn't drip office his chin? Because we all know what he really is .



Edit;

To help understand that reply think of Deadwoods favorite word . Lol

To be fair to the disgusting creep it may have been planted by a student.

originally posted by: Greathouse
a reply to: Kester

Are you sure it didn't drip office his chin? Because we all know what he really is .



Edit;

To help understand that reply think of Deadwoods favorite word . Lol

Oh, man. That's nasty lol.

a reply to: Kester

My guess would be coke. There are other white things that could go up your nose but I won't tell you. It's gross and I don't want to be banned.